Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2007

An elderly couple (who lived in an old folks home) had had feelings for one another for quite some time.

Then one day they had a chance to meet up, as the old folks were going out on a day trip.

The two complained of some sort of illness and the carers told them to say put.

When the coach with the elders in had pulled away the couple made sure the coast was clear before slipping into the mans bedroom.

As soon as they'd taken their clothes off and got into bed the man asked the women did she like anything doing to her?

"I love to be licked down below!" came the reply.

So the man ventured downwards.

After five minutes the man came back up.

"Any wrong?" asked the women.

"Well yes theres a horrible smell and it tastes quite bad down there" said the man.

"Oh" said the women. "That must be my arthritis"

"In your Vagina?" enquired the man.

"No"answered the women. "The arthritis in my shoulder! I can't wipe my ****!!!"

2007-12-17 12:36:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

pick from this list of my favorites:

Caddyshack
Children of the Corn
Childs Play
a Christmas Story
Cobra
Cocktail
Coal Miners Daughter
the Color Purple
Colors
Coming to America
Commando
Conan the Barbarian
the Cotton Club
Crocodile Dundee
Creepshow
Cujo

give me a top 3, or your favorite. however you wanna do it, pick from the list,. and if you have another go ahead.

have fun:

top 3:
Caddyshack
Childs Play
Crocodile Dundee

2007-12-17 12:36:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's that one line from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody where London is talking to that one guy who wants to be a dentist and she likes him a lot?

She says something like, "If you really care about someone you'll........"

I remember Mr. Moesby had said it to her before, and she said it to the guy she liked.

I just can't seem to remember what it is.

First correct answer gets Best Answer

2007-12-17 12:36:18 · 3 answers · asked by lemonhead (: 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:35:49 · 12 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

Feel free to answer this question - and get personal if you like.

2007-12-17 12:35:47 · 4 answers · asked by WMD 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:35:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like phonebooks because i do they're the shizz

2007-12-17 12:35:28 · 10 answers · asked by Lindsayyy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:35:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:35:02 · 10 answers · asked by Living_Legend 3 in Polls & Surveys

I love all women, color means nothing to me!

2007-12-17 12:34:53 · 52 answers · asked by Mark C 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:33:26 · 8 answers · asked by Zelda Hunter 7 in Lyrics

2007-12-17 12:33:01 · 19 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:33:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:32:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

Just wondering. Mines is Brown and gold.

2007-12-17 12:32:04 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

To live on their own....Provided they aren't mentally or physically disabled.

2007-12-17 12:32:03 · 30 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I only had one alcoholic beverage so far, and I feel WEEEEEEE already.

2007-12-17 12:31:59 · 11 answers · asked by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 in Polls & Surveys

if you keep the gift, what is it?

go wild.

2007-12-17 12:31:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which do you like more

2007-12-17 12:31:08 · 43 answers · asked by Erica 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-17 12:29:48 · 43 answers · asked by copy^cat 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 12:28:25 · 10 answers · asked by C. J. 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-17 12:27:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. banana or apple?
2. cake or pie?
3. hands or feet?
4. mittens or gloves?
5. rock or rap?
6. spoon or fork?
7. P&S or *your choice of catogory*?
8. light or dark?
9. wet or dry?
10. tacos or burritos?
11. pants or shirt?
12. shoes or socks?
13. baggy or tight?
14. t.v. or music?
15. mom or dad? ~you don't have to answer~

I just thought of this while writing it so it mighjt not be that good! Hope you like it!!

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2007-12-17 12:27:36 · 33 answers · asked by мєxι . ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

your favorite non-alcoholic beverage? (Commercial, or mix it yourself)? You can separate carbonated and non-carbonated if you wish.

2007-12-17 12:27:27 · 15 answers · asked by Spartacus! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Would you ever live by yourself all your life? Without a husband or wife and with no family at all.

2007-12-17 12:26:18 · 34 answers · asked by Daniel M 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-17 12:25:48 · 3 answers · asked by ~~~~~~******* 3 in Rock and Pop

you should see a psychiatrist, not a dentist. and the man said "i know, but your light was on"

2007-12-17 12:25:09 · 15 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what was your favorite out of this list:

Back to the Future,
Batman,
Beetle Juice,
Beverly Hills Cop,
Bachelor Party
Big
Blade Runner
Brewsters Millions

if you have another, but try to pick from this list.

2007-12-17 12:25:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am


SB

2007-12-17 12:22:54 · 33 answers · asked by Sister Buk (Dots) 2 in Polls & Surveys