An elderly couple (who lived in an old folks home) had had feelings for one another for quite some time.
Then one day they had a chance to meet up, as the old folks were going out on a day trip.
The two complained of some sort of illness and the carers told them to say put.
When the coach with the elders in had pulled away the couple made sure the coast was clear before slipping into the mans bedroom.
As soon as they'd taken their clothes off and got into bed the man asked the women did she like anything doing to her?
"I love to be licked down below!" came the reply.
So the man ventured downwards.
After five minutes the man came back up.
"Any wrong?" asked the women.
"Well yes theres a horrible smell and it tastes quite bad down there" said the man.
"Oh" said the women. "That must be my arthritis"
"In your Vagina?" enquired the man.
"No"answered the women. "The arthritis in my shoulder! I can't wipe my ****!!!"
2007-12-17 12:36:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, thats nasty but hilarious
2007-12-17 19:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 04:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That must be it then, " said the man.
Continuing, he said, " Such a pity about the Titanic - isn't it love! "
"Why are you talking about the Titanic whilst we are trying to have some fun ? ", said the lady.
"Well I was just reading about it on a bit of old newspaper stuck to your backside. " . . . . " By the way, the smell is not too bad once you get used to it !"
2007-12-17 12:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! Funny, though.
2007-12-17 12:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewww!!!
thats gross but i couldnt stop laughing lol
thanx for the laugh xD
2007-12-17 12:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nasty!!!! But funny as hell!!! LMAO! *star*
2007-12-17 13:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross................poop
2007-12-17 12:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww!...lol...funny tho!
2007-12-17 12:40:08 · answer #8 · answered by malgosia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny,, but grossss!!!!
2007-12-17 12:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by KAYLA'S_MOMMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋