a guy went to school.his teacher asked him whats 1+1.he didnt know so ran back to his house and asked daddy.dad whats 1+1.STUDDDUP *****,he said.he went to his mom.she was playing with action figures.DA DA DA BATMAN.then he went to his baby sister.the mom said cmon baby LETS GO!then he went to his brother.he was playin a game.86!HIT EM HARD.he went back to school.the teacher asked him whats 1+1.STUDDUP *****,he said.WHO U THINK U ARE?!?!,asked the teacher.da-da-da BATMAN,he said.thats it!ur going to the prinicials office,said the teacher.cmon baby lets go.then he went to the prinicials office.HOW MANY SPANKIES YA THINK U DECSRve?86 HIT EM HARD.
sry for the bad spelling.
2007-12-17
11:46:20
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