Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2007

a chunk of tarmac walks into a bar and says to the barman, ' gimme a drink, im the hardest tarmac around here, motorway tarmac !' , so the barman gets him a pint.
2 minuites later another chunk of tarmack walks in....' gimme a drink coz im the hardest tarmack around these parts, runway tarmac', so the barman gives him a pint.
5 minuites later a chunk of red tarmac walks in and says nothing, just orders a pint. the red tarmack finished his drink and walks out. the barman looks over to the other 2 chunks of tarmac who, by this time are cowering under a table, 'i thought you 2 are the hardest tarmac around here', he says. 'yeah we are ',says the runway tarmac, 'but we dont mess with him coz he's a cycle path'.

2007-12-17 23:25:02 · 30 answers · asked by PAZ.....GTFC 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Isnt it annoying when you get suspended and have to start all over again and can only ask 5 questions a day..?

BTW congrats to the big ugly girl who uses her own picture as an avatar.... You did well but i will be back oh yeeeeessss I will be back..

Raawhahahahaha

2007-12-17 23:21:35 · 25 answers · asked by gobbledeegooke 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What comes next? p, a, l, j, n, m, c, l, m, y, k?

2007-12-17 23:19:32 · 5 answers · asked by Just me 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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who in here love's michael jackson????

i kno i do

because he cares about everyone else
and he's not like most singers who talk about themselves
he always have to put something about ppl in need in his songs..

i loved him since 1993.....and i still love him now...and im still gonna love him wen im dead......

so who eva hate him i bet u won't step up ...
so if u a hater of mj fuc* u
but still if u hate him u makin him look betta..haters

i love michael jackson

2007-12-17 23:19:11 · 18 answers · asked by i love Mj 1 in Celebrities

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Do you know any random wierd facts...?

The best random and wierd fact will recive best answer - Good Luck :)

Sam

2007-12-17 23:13:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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People say the funniest things..?

I die out laughing to some of the answers to my questions. I mean the person is being serious, and all, but it's just so funny. Anybody else laugh at serious answers also?

2007-12-17 23:12:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Finish the sentence: I love my life because......................?

2007-12-17 23:12:28 · 29 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys

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whats the difference between a woman and a fridge????

a fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out

2007-12-17 23:12:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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If you saw me fall over,what would you do?

Be honest!!!

2007-12-17 23:09:30 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do i stutter?

do i stutter?

what did that make you think of?

2007-12-17 23:09:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How hard is it?

To hold your attention?

2007-12-17 23:09:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the weirdest dream you've ever had?

2007-12-17 23:08:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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IS it cold where you are?

IT was 18 degrees last nite.

2007-12-17 23:06:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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american pie 6 slices, good buy or bad?

for £20 for 6 dvds @ asda, how many people like ap, how many don't, which is the best film in terms of funnyness, who is the best actor in the films, which is the funniest scence, who is sexiest female actor in the film, who are the best couple, do people find ap funny or vulgar, i am mainly looking for a response 4rm older and younger people, viewpoints plz

2007-12-17 23:05:31 · 2 answers · asked by rjhfocus77 6 in Movies

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Do you know how to snow ski?

Can you ice skate, too? Morning friends. ♥

2007-12-17 22:59:20 · 38 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys

Entertainment & Music - 17 December 2007

Poll: Do you cry when you get angry?

Poll: Do you think there is an absolute right or wrong?

How far did you run this morning?

Poll: What comes to mind when I say?

Poll: If there is extra terrestrial life..is it necessarily more advanced?

Are you experienced?

Poll: What is the corniest joke you know?

What happens when you die?

What could I tell you that would make your day?

When you are in the home stretch do you sprint or do you coast?

Is there anything better than wet headlights???

Anyone play the Electric guitar on here, obviously i do!!!?

funny or not?