2007-12-17 23:31:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
At a Funeral Home on top of a steep hill they were just ending a service and taking the coffin out to the hearse, when the coffin got away from the pall bearers and went rolling down the street, down the steep hill. Horrified, everyone ran after it, but only the funeral director caught up to it. Just as he reached it, he tripped and fell on top of the coffin. He clung on for dear life as the coffin raced faster down the hill, bouncing off some parked cars and whizzed through the open doorway of a pharmacy at the bottom of the hill.
Now picture this in your minds eye. The funeral director says to the startled pharmacist as he whizzes past him, "Hey, what have you got to stop this coffin?"
2007-12-18 07:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two people meet St. Peter at St. Peter's gate. They have to pass a test to get into heaven. The test is to show something that reminds them about Christmas. So one gets out some keys, starts shaking them, and says "These are bells". The other guy takes out a pair of panties and says "These are carols".
Trust me, there is an ocean of corniness out there...
2007-12-17 23:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Lucifer Sam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
A pirate went into a bar and he had a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. A guy goes up too him and says hey dumb a-s-s you know you have a steering wheel hanging out your pants and the pirate says arrrrr i know it's driving me nuts...
Was that not the corniest s**t you ever heard???
2007-12-18 14:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man at counter in a cafe asks the owner for egg bacon and beans and says i want the bacon so well done its crisp and black and i want the egg rubbery so it will bounce if it fell on the floor and i want the beans hard like bullets that rattle in the pan before you serve them, the proprieter says if i do that and anyone sees it i could lose my licence anyway surely you can't really like you'r food like that, the man says you'r right i don't but you managed it yesterday
2007-12-18 01:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by John S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a dirty joke about a white horse that fell in the mud.
2007-12-17 23:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Johnny Walker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifteen, one to hold the new bulb & da rest to drink whiskey until the room spins!!
2007-12-18 05:31:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I love laughing at corny jokes when no one else does, it just makes it that much funnier in my opinion.
2016-05-24 21:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Question- What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Answer- Ba-na-na-nas!
2007-12-18 12:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I chased a poll cat up a tree way out up on a limb, and when he got the best of me I got the worst of him.....
2007-12-18 01:09:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jokes on cellphones and the jokes that will ask you "what is the blah blah" it doesn't give me any laugh or smile
2007-12-17 23:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by prickHEADnCRAZY 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋