a chunk of tarmac walks into a bar and says to the barman, ' gimme a drink, im the hardest tarmac around here, motorway tarmac !' , so the barman gets him a pint.
2 minuites later another chunk of tarmack walks in....' gimme a drink coz im the hardest tarmack around these parts, runway tarmac', so the barman gives him a pint.
5 minuites later a chunk of red tarmac walks in and says nothing, just orders a pint. the red tarmack finished his drink and walks out. the barman looks over to the other 2 chunks of tarmac who, by this time are cowering under a table, 'i thought you 2 are the hardest tarmac around here', he says. 'yeah we are ',says the runway tarmac, 'but we dont mess with him coz he's a cycle path'.
2007-12-17 23:25:02 · 30 answers · asked by PAZ.....GTFC 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hella funny...
2007-12-17 23:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 12:05:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite
2007-12-18 07:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by icequeen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heyahh
hehheh I like that one lol got any more/..???
Merry Christmas And A Happy 2008 =]=]=]
2007-12-18 07:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by Donna... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Used to be funny about 6 years ago.
2007-12-18 07:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by magicmorph 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
never heard that 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-18 11:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woof. Mucho horrible.
2007-12-18 07:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that it was a bit flat.
However, I have been trying to get MY joke ntoiced. Will you be the first to notice it?
An Italian restaurant and an undertakers have just merged. They call themselves PASTAWAY.
2007-12-18 07:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by Allen B 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny 10 years ago
2007-12-18 09:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by walkovshame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be rolling around the place if i had a few pints in me not bad though
2007-12-18 07:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by JJ N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny without a doubt
2007-12-18 07:27:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋