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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
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2007-12-17 13:13:19 · 17 answers · asked by cutegir11 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

Hilarious! That was funny!=]

^_^

2007-12-17 13:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by AHJK 2 · 1 0

I don't get it and I've read it 10 times. Can you explain it, but I have a feeling it's a little nasty.

2016-05-24 10:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

very funny. lol
have a star!

2007-12-17 13:22:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

WOW that was goooooooooooooooood. Star for u

2007-12-17 13:58:39 · answer #4 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 1 0

kids are the best lol. Star for you

2007-12-17 13:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny

2007-12-17 13:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahaha lmaoo. cute. u get a star.

2007-12-17 13:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 1 0

haha yeah that's pretty funny? did you come up with that one? if so way to go! :)

2007-12-17 13:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by HcBasketball#15 2 · 1 0

That was too funny!!! *star* for you!!

2007-12-17 13:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1 0

Lol!!! thats so funny!! * for u

2007-12-18 11:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by Softball is my middle name! 3 · 1 0

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