Entertainment & Music - 14 December 2007

it won't record anything without a big hiss or fighting the other channel for volume.!

How can I fix this

2007-12-14 22:52:09 · 2 answers · asked by the noel 1 in Other - Entertainment

1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!

2. Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

3. Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

4. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

5. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

6. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

7. Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

8. Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

9. Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

10. Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

2007-12-14 22:51:42 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

....like peanut butter and jelly....

2007-12-14 22:41:59 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

go sledding with me? It just started to snow and between today and tomorrow we're supposed to get 5-9 inches. Woohoo!

2007-12-14 22:38:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got my mam and dad tickets to see Paul Potts in Newcastle for christmas, because I was under the impression they liked him, but apparently they they're not as fond of him as I first thought.
Should I give them the tickets anyway? or get them a different Christmas present? if so, what?
and what should I do with the tickets?

2007-12-14 22:38:05 · 11 answers · asked by mike B 2 in Other - Entertainment

The monster looked like the captain crunch monster from the cereal ads. Its pretty old, maybe from the 70s or 80s. The monster gets some kids in trouble, i think. All I remember is that the movie is not animated and at the end the little monster says "Let's go blow up the DMV!" Any answers greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!

2007-12-14 22:36:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

like to see if they're painted or not, or in good condition?

2007-12-14 22:34:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 22:33:52 · 26 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

with our Song....?

2007-12-14 22:33:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The new Will Smith movie? Do you plan to see it?

2007-12-14 22:31:56 · 7 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

never had it before...doesn't look too good tho...

2007-12-14 22:31:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

paddy was looking for someone to make an
advertising board so he rang his mate mick
to see if he could make one
mick said it would cost £100,000 pounds
ok it better be good for that price murphy said
so mick made one and stuck it on the motorway
with jesus nailed to it with a slogan below
stating ..USE MURPHYS NAILS
murphy was driving along the motorway the following week
and could not believe his eyes WHAT THE F/[[@K
so he rang his mate mick and told him to take jesus down
as it was bad for buisness
mick said it would cost another £50,000
go for it murphy said
the following week murphy is driving along the same
motorway he saw his sign in the distance but no jesus
on it but as he got closer he saw jesus in a heap at the
bottom of the sign saying NOW LOOK WHAT YOU GET IF
YOU DONT USE MURPHYS NAILS

2007-12-14 22:31:25 · 13 answers · asked by lanyon 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-14 22:30:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

with like bearded ladies and stuff? or is that just myth, and in the movies

2007-12-14 22:30:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

things that had happen seem to be a coincidence but its actually not.
i always do encounter tht situation

2007-12-14 22:30:13 · 13 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

It kind of makes up for the thumbs down I didn't think I deserved.
Do you like it when that happens?

2007-12-14 22:27:24 · 14 answers · asked by Jenn 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 22:26:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That the entire world knows something that you dont?

2007-12-14 22:26:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It'll be destroyed when i get down from this moral high ground.

2007-12-14 22:23:49 · 5 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

There was this girl about 18 years old. She loved cookies. Her parents were going away on a trip.

“Dont let anyone in while were gone!” the parents said.

“Okay!” the girl said.

When they left, she heard the doorbell. She answered it. “Who is it?” she asked. It was a man. “I cant let you in!” she said.

“Ill give you 10 cookies!” he said.

“Okay!” she said.

She let him in. He said, “Can you show me to your room?” and she said, “No!”. The man bribed, “Ill give you 100 cookies!” “Okay!” she exclaimed.

When they were in the room, the man said, “Can you lay down on your bed?” and the girl said, “No!” The man bribed once more, “Ill give you 1000 cookies!” and the girl answered, “Okay!”

Once on the bed, the man asked, “Can I put my finger into your bellybutton?” and the girl said, “No!” and the man said, “Ill give you 10000 cookies!” and the girl said, “Yay! Okay!”

The girl said, “Uhh, thats not my bellybutton.”
The guy answered, “And thats not my finger

2007-12-14 22:23:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm hungry.

2007-12-14 22:21:53 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe.” Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.” Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Benson & Hedges.” Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long. King Size.” She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: “British Airways.” Mom took out her latest Harper’s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: “Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.” Mom fainted.

2007-12-14 22:20:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If so, why or why not? Opinions?

2007-12-14 22:20:39 · 20 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 22:20:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I put concealer on them, but that only does so much, they are still noticeable. Would putting slices of cool cucumbers on them help?

2007-12-14 22:19:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 22:18:29 · 12 answers · asked by Tigris 3 in Polls & Surveys

Howard Jones, Pat Benatar, Billy Squier, A Flock of Seagulls, ABC, Hall& Oates,Psychedelic Furs, Iggy Pop, Big Audio Dynamite, The Cure, Bjork, or The Talking Heads? What is your favorite 80s group/artist?

2007-12-14 22:17:43 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

These came into by inbox swearing they were true examples of what conductors on the London Tube told passengers. Maybe they are, but it hardly matters: they're fun either way.

- - -

Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction.
Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any.
Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination.
We are now traveling through Baker Street. As you can see, Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that.
Beggars are operating on this train. Please do not encourage these professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a registered charity. Failing that, give it to me.
Let the passengers off the train first! (Pause). Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care -- I'm going home.
Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with Please hold the doors open. The two are distinct and separate instructions.
Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors.
We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door.
To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage: what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you understand?
Please move all baggage away from the doors. (Pause) Please move all belongings away from the doors. (Pause) This is a personal message to the man in the brown suit wearing glasses at the rear of the train: Put the pie down, four-eyes, and move your bloody golf clubs away from the door before I come down there and shove them up your **** sideways!
May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage.

2007-12-14 22:16:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand:

This virus has been dubbed by experts in the field the "Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK)" virus. It is highly contagious and spreading rampantly. Be on your guard!

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means, do not touch it! The consequences are severe: this virus can wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest retail outlet for either of the two known antidotes:

Work-Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take either or both antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Warning: Severe cases can only be cleared out with Liquid Intensely Quenching Ultimate Obliteration Remedy (LIQUOR), which has multiple side effects.

Your best remedy, as always, is avoidance. Approach possible WORK infestations with great care.

2007-12-14 22:14:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-14 22:11:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys