1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!
2. Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
3. Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
4. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
5. I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
6. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
7. Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
8. Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
9. Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
10. Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
2007-12-14 22:51:42 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO BRILLIANT i never thought about those realli funny ones before!
remember te one where maggie nearli fell out of the window?
marge - im the WORST mother in the world
homer - oh marge... we know that
lmao! starred
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to Ben J there is nothing to get... its just homer simpsons funniest quotes
2007-12-14 22:57:30 · answer #1 · answered by <3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it depends on the timing of the scoring in the game. If the losing team scored first then which ever homerun gave the winning team the lead would technically be considered the "game winning homerun" even though im sure it didnt come in the final inning. the same goes for if the score was ever tied 1-1 the next home run again would have technically been counted as a game winning shot.
2016-04-09 04:26:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest quote ever is this:
Homer writes an angry letter to Mr. Burns, which he later regrets and needs to retrieve before Burns reads it. He and Bart go to the Post Office.
HOMER:(disguising his voice)Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
CLERK: OK, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
HOMER: I don't know.....
2007-12-17 02:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by B V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha brilliant 10/10!! *
2007-12-14 23:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ a o i f e ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny remember that bit that goes like this.(marge and homer arguing)bart:man mom and dad are really goin at it do you think there gona get a divorce.lisa:no i cant see dad doin all that paperwork out
2007-12-14 23:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
'That man is my exact double. That dog has a puffy tail. Here Puff!'
[Homer, upon seeing his lookalike enter Moe's, decides to chase after a poodle]
2007-12-14 23:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Richos 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OPERATORS: GIVE ME THE NUMBER 911?
does he know that he know the number? LOL
thanks for the laugh
2007-12-15 00:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by prickHEADnCRAZY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-15 01:17:00 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-15 00:31:35 · answer #9 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~~ i love homer!
did you see wen he said
'I don't get amused easily..........oooo look!! A blue car!!!'
lmao!~
xx
2007-12-14 23:21:32 · answer #10 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋