Entertainment & Music - 14 December 2007

or do you like the bottom bunk?

2007-12-14 21:05:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 21:05:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Good,
Bad,
just state your habit!

Mine is biting my nails..

2007-12-14 21:04:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y&feature=related

he does.

2007-12-14 21:03:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror,
the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS!

2007-12-14 21:03:41 · 17 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-14 21:03:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Psychopath test

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right.


A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.


Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]












































Answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my email list... :)

2007-12-14 21:01:04 · 28 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.

The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

2007-12-14 21:00:35 · 7 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Jokes & Riddles

10 million years is a freaakinng loooonnnggg time, by then the human race might cease to exist already, or we may have evolved to become other creatures...I mean its totally unimaginable what will happen few thousand years from now, much less 10 MILIION YEARS!!! I mean a few thousand years ago when people are living in huts, being farmers and living with simple technology they couldnt imagine that we will have the internet, handphones, computers, cars and space shuttles...

likewise in AD 10 000 000...technologically wised, we will be so unimaginably advanced that we have reached to the point where there could be no suffering, we may even be immortals who knows? This is my exciting and scary vision…

We might have reprogrammed ourselves to replenish our bodies with nanobots to repair cells to keep ourselves in perpetual youth ( this possibilty is already talked about now )...there will be the cure for all diseases and sufferings there will be no disease whatsoever, crime ceases to exist because there’s no reason to be sin at all when everything is perfect, people will just be having fun, socializing party everyday, surfing the galaxies, visiting the planets and learning new things… we are so highly advanced and served by robots that are so advanced themselves that they are organisms themselves. The world will be something like a paradise. We will be living in many other planets having terra-formed them and changed the atmosphere to be able to support living organism. The world will be beautifully artificially designed with a balance of nature and technology…And our desires could be fulfilled by virtual reality machines that could do anything!!( you feel like you are living but in a reality world u cant tell any difference though ). Men then could do anything they want and live their life whatever they want like in a simulation machine…There’s no more reason to give birth in the future as we can artificially create humans the way we want( you want them to look like avril lavigne? Checked…Brad Pitt? No problem)everybody will be equal, and we might even find answers that have puzzled humans since antiquity... Questions like, do we have an afterlife? Why does life exist? All of them will be answered…We will be gods in that lifetime and spread the love of humanity…

2007-12-14 20:59:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do You Really Have To Be Smart To Be A Lawyer?

It must be such a relief for you to find out it's not only Football Commentators who say the stupidest things !

Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers' Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:


"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"


"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"


"Were you present when your picture was taken?"


Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."


"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"


"Did he kill you?"


"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"


"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"


"How many times have you committed suicide?"


Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"


Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"


Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"


Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"


Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"


Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"


Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."


Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."


Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."


Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.."
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."


Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."


Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood.

2007-12-14 20:57:05 · 18 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Jokes & Riddles

D.amn Im Crazed By Lord Infamous

and if you find them please list the site in your sources

2007-12-14 20:54:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rap and Hip-Hop

1 being super weak & 10 being nun like....


I'm like a 3.

2007-12-14 20:53:39 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I prefer slow lifestyle so that I can seize every moment with passion!

2007-12-14 20:52:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Like for example, sometimes I think that the sky would be beautiful if it's purple instead of blue...

Kindly ignore me if this is a silly question... Thank you and enjoy answering... ^_^

2007-12-14 20:52:38 · 14 answers · asked by FloralLover 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:52:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm just wondering?

2007-12-14 20:51:06 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:50:43 · 33 answers · asked by Janina 1 in Polls & Surveys

You broke someone's heart?
Someone broke your heart?

Which one was worse?

2007-12-14 20:50:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:49:51 · 11 answers · asked by HRHGavin 3 in Polls & Surveys

...tonite are in my league of vampires? If not, care to join?

2007-12-14 20:48:34 · 10 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

...to avoid wearing turtlenecks?

2007-12-14 20:46:50 · 8 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:46:36 · 20 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

What age am I and what grade am I in? Could I sneak into a club? LOL

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http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g198/jamaican_gurl4u/shellyagain.jpg

2007-12-14 20:45:54 · 21 answers · asked by shelly1497 1 in Polls & Surveys

you know, one that'd just be really inappropriate, don't worry, i'm not planning on doing this at all, or meaning to offend anyone grieving. far from it, just wondering what ironic, or witty ideas people have....

2007-12-14 20:45:37 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:44:43 · 23 answers · asked by Rock Kills Kristy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:43:24 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:40:32 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:40:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-14 20:40:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i personally love it...tim curry is so hot as Dr Frank.N.Furter...just wondering if anyone else thought the same

2007-12-14 20:39:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys