paddy was looking for someone to make an
advertising board so he rang his mate mick
to see if he could make one
mick said it would cost £100,000 pounds
ok it better be good for that price murphy said
so mick made one and stuck it on the motorway
with jesus nailed to it with a slogan below
stating ..USE MURPHYS NAILS
murphy was driving along the motorway the following week
and could not believe his eyes WHAT THE F/[[@K
so he rang his mate mick and told him to take jesus down
as it was bad for buisness
mick said it would cost another £50,000
go for it murphy said
the following week murphy is driving along the same
motorway he saw his sign in the distance but no jesus
on it but as he got closer he saw jesus in a heap at the
bottom of the sign saying NOW LOOK WHAT YOU GET IF
YOU DONT USE MURPHYS NAILS
2007-12-14 22:31:25 · 13 answers · asked by lanyon 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-12-16 10:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So if a crocodile comes from the Nile and a dog wears a clog and pigs eat figs what do ducks do? Go quack, I suppose!
2016-04-09 04:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm actualy i belive in jesus BUT cant say that wasnt funny lol i think even the big man upstairs would smile at that well i hope so for your sake lol
2007-12-15 06:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by gazza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-12-15 03:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao nice one.
2007-12-14 23:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-12-16 10:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-14 23:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny dude thanx!!!
2007-12-15 00:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by lil_fyter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is illegal to tell racist jokes
2007-12-17 02:22:23 · answer #9 · answered by gerard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to download.com
2007-12-14 22:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋