Entertainment & Music - 4 December 2007

Garlic here.

2007-12-04 16:01:33 · 19 answers · asked by I am T-bag's b itch 6 in Polls & Surveys

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. .....

2007-12-04 16:01:32 · 7 answers · asked by Mera 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Looks like its going to be a rainy day.

2007-12-04 16:01:21 · 27 answers · asked by D 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 16:01:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

one of your contacts has gotten online?

2007-12-04 16:01:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I HAVE KENNY CHESNEY

2007-12-04 16:00:42 · 30 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Two little boys go into the grocery store.

One is nine, the other four.

The nine-year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.

The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your Mom, huh.?"

The nine-year old shakes his head and replies, Nope, not for my Mom."

Cashier: "Well, they must be for your sister then?"

Nine-year old: "Nope, not for my sister either."

Cashier, curious now: "If they're not for your Mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"

The nine-year old says, "They're for my four-year old brother."

Surprised, the cashier asks, "Your little brother right here??"

Nine year old explains: "Well, yeah! They say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either!"

2007-12-04 16:00:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 16:00:11 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. How come when celebrities "mess up", the publicist always say it's because "the paparazzi is in their face", when if they didn't "mess up" the paparazzi is still in their face?
2. Do you prefer Hot Cocoa or Hot Tea?
3. Does it seem like a lot of the same questions are being asked, just by a different user? I see that a lot
4. Do you prefer hand soap or the lotion soap?
5. Don't you hate when you have a main question to ask but forget it but remember every other question when it comes time to ask it? I hate that.

2007-12-04 15:59:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't figure it out, I'm sure its pretty obvious and I'll feel like a total idiot once its pointed out to me, but these things are ment to be tricky, can anyone here figure it out?

http://members.lycos.nl/AmazingArt/E/90.html

2007-12-04 15:59:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 15:58:47 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a March baby

2007-12-04 15:58:05 · 27 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of them is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter standing nearby sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

He starts writing in his notebook. "Young Blackhawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal."

"But I'm not a Blackhawks fan," the little boy says.

"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again.

"Bulls Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.

"But, I'm not a Bulls fan, the little boy says.

"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter.

"Bears Fan Rescues Friend from Mad Dog Attack," he writes this time in his notebook.

"No, I'm not a Bears fan, either, says the boy.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago would cheer for the Blackhawks, Bulls, or Bears, the reporter replies. "Well what team do you root for?"

"I'm a Green Bay Packers fan, the boy replies.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"

2007-12-04 15:58:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I watched it a few times, but I've been sort of busy lately and just forgetting it.
I was just wondering if the season is over yet and if so, who did she end up picking?

2007-12-04 15:57:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-12-04 15:57:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 15:56:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

with your partner

2007-12-04 15:55:52 · 23 answers · asked by Jak 1 in Polls & Surveys

Beaches. OMG, how sad. I refused to watch that movie again even though it's so good.

2007-12-04 15:55:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 15:55:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 15:54:31 · 40 answers · asked by Unknown 5 in Polls & Surveys

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu, I love you and its the perfect time," Huan Cho begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang...................

"Weeweechu a merry Christmas, Weeweechu a merry Christmas, Weeweechu a merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."


(I knew that you would like this one!)

2007-12-04 15:54:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 15:54:06 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you & mom. I've found real passion with Stacy, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight clothes, and because she is so much older than me. But it's not the only reason – she’s also pregnant. Stacy said that we’ll be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We hope to have many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana isn't really hurtful. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we're hoping science will find a cure for HIV, so Stacy can get better. She deserves that.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

2007-12-04 15:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by ? 7 in Jokes & Riddles

so im in the kind of mood where i want to listen to punk/pop boy bands from awhile back. but i cant remember any of the old popular bands. help?

2007-12-04 15:53:50 · 7 answers · asked by Dani 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-04 15:53:06 · 93 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've thought of some reasons why critics might be out of touch with the public. Here are a few:
-Watching lots of movies: When you watch so many movies your judgement is severely effected because you tend to compare movies too much. It can heighten or lower expectations.
-Following conventions: Critics tend to be overly objective when reviewing movies. They tend to use a set criteria and become quite obsessed with it at times. This too leads to being judgemental.
-Their own taste: well you know what I'm talking about.
-Too much arthouse cinema or historical dramas: In my opinion when you become too attached to your own taste, you can become a bit 'schizophrenic' and so become out of touch with people away in your own world.
-Knowledge of directors and actors: The oscars can get political at times.
-Not knowing how to make a movie themselves (don't worry. I don't mean any offence).

Well that's all I can think of at the moment. What do you think?

2007-12-04 15:53:02 · 10 answers · asked by sg-7 1 in Movies

Just because?? You're bored, perhaps?

2007-12-04 15:53:02 · 17 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 15:52:40 · 9 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Polls & Surveys

earlier today, i had a baked ham & melted swiss with onions on an onion bulky roll.....so good..... ;)

2007-12-04 15:52:32 · 20 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 15:51:39 · 62 answers · asked by nursegrl 5 in Polls & Surveys