Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of them is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter standing nearby sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
He starts writing in his notebook. "Young Blackhawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Blackhawks fan," the little boy says.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again.
"Bulls Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Bulls fan, the little boy says.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend from Mad Dog Attack," he writes this time in his notebook.
"No, I'm not a Bears fan, either, says the boy.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago would cheer for the Blackhawks, Bulls, or Bears, the reporter replies. "Well what team do you root for?"
"I'm a Green Bay Packers fan, the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
2007-12-04 15:58:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i live in chicago so that actually makes sense to me because i don't know like the teams that well but anyways that was really funny
2007-12-05 10:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jessica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was the soundtrack to an animated TV Film called 'The Point' which was made in 1971. It was written by Harry Nilsson and Carole Beers. Nilsson wrote and performed the soundtrack which was all about tolerance. The movie is available on VHS but may be hard to find. I remember the movie when it was first shown on TV and I think one of my friends had the soundtrack.
2016-04-07 09:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This shows the typical nature of the reporter. Had the boy belonged to one of those fans club his name would have appeared in the other way. Anyway I would now answer as
Russian T fans club for these jokes you are giving... hehehehe... :)
2007-12-04 18:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Should have been Ohio State!
2007-12-04 23:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have been funnier if it was Ohio St. Michigan but that was hilarious
2007-12-04 16:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by PTK 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Liked it! CJ
2007-12-04 16:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. very mean of d reporter. i like it. funny.
2007-12-04 16:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mean reporter ill stick his pen in his butt when i see him!!
2007-12-05 20:03:29 · answer #8 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-04 16:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya thats really how it goes lol
2007-12-04 16:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋