A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with you & mom. I've found real passion with Stacy, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight clothes, and because she is so much older than me. But it's not the only reason – she’s also pregnant. Stacy said that we’ll be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We hope to have many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana isn't really hurtful. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we're hoping science will find a cure for HIV, so Stacy can get better. She deserves that.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
2007-12-04 15:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry it's so squeezed together ... I was over the word limit! =) Had to post this though ... being a mom I thought it was hysterical! =)
2007-12-04 15:54:54 · update #1
Here in J&R they should award one for BEST QUESTION, not best answer.
Great story. Have a star!
2007-12-04 16:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
5 of 5 Stars.
2007-12-05 00:22:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute. If my daughter left me a note like that, Id have to laugh and give her a big hug. And then yell at her for scaring the crap out of me. : )
2007-12-05 00:05:26 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I loved it Christee⥠its very funny.....but the funniest thing I have seen for a long time was the spelling bee t shirt...that was brilliant....â¥
2007-12-05 00:20:33 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Judy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good one! Wouldn't have worked on my dad, though....He'd already be changin the locks, and doin a little victory dance!
2007-12-05 12:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have seen it a number of years and it is refreshing to see it again. It sure is an eye opener for us parents. If our kids are half way decent, we should appreciate their achievements and accomplishments. Thanks
2007-12-05 01:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by Paulus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i got this story in a chain email letter once and i kept it becuase it was hilarious!! i haven't heard it in awhile and it's still really funny!! thanks for the laugh!
2007-12-05 00:19:19 · answer #7 · answered by me, myself, and I 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahha thats hilarious!haha thank you you made my day...ill give you a star.
2007-12-05 01:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by =]madhu=]™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well he sure got his point across .
2007-12-05 09:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by don 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny...well done!!!!!!!!
But it also makes me happy to not be a parent as well...LOL...
2007-12-05 01:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋