Two little boys go into the grocery store.
One is nine, the other four.
The nine-year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your Mom, huh.?"
The nine-year old shakes his head and replies, Nope, not for my Mom."
Cashier: "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
Nine-year old: "Nope, not for my sister either."
Cashier, curious now: "If they're not for your Mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The nine-year old says, "They're for my four-year old brother."
Surprised, the cashier asks, "Your little brother right here??"
Nine year old explains: "Well, yeah! They say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike, and my little brother can't do either!"
2007-12-04 16:00:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that made me laugh so hard!!! I have two boys. They are teenagers now, but when they were little my sister caught them in her bathroom with her tampons all over the floor. They were slamming them against the counter and the inside would fly out!! They told her they were rockets!!!
2007-12-05 13:12:54 · answer #1 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You always rock dude..... Where do u get these jokes from.... Anyways a star from me for this silent and simple joke... Rsrsrsrsrs.... Buy the what was the ad the boy watched? Hahahaha...
2007-12-05 02:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by yash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hes just loves his brother
2007-12-05 03:46:23 · answer #3 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have heard the joke before and it is still a cute one!
2007-12-05 07:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-12-05 00:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats really cute and funny i got to get m some of those tampons!
2007-12-05 00:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a cute joke
2007-12-05 01:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by nilla2124 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha verryy cute
2007-12-05 00:08:46 · answer #8 · answered by xoxox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwww dat is so cute, and clever. i like it. dat definitely put a smile on my face.
2007-12-05 00:06:21 · answer #9 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha....yeah...the wonder products available only to women!! :)
2007-12-06 20:30:54 · answer #10 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋