Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2007

I'm about to put another batch in the oven...but i hate having to get up but I must get my exercise today

2007-12-03 04:50:20 · 13 answers · asked by Adam Nathan Zimmerman 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who spread the rumor, and what was it about?

2007-12-03 04:47:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care in hopes that my thighs would forget they were there.

While Mama in her girdle and I in chin straps had just settled down to sugar-borne naps. When out in the pantry there arose such a clatter I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the kitchen I flew like a flash tore open the icebox then threw up the sash. The marshmallow look of the new-fallen snow sent thoughts of a binge to my body below.

When what to my wandering eyes should appear: a marzipan Santa with eight chocolate reindeer! That huge chunk of candy so luscious and slick I knew in a second that I’d wind up sick.

The sweet-coated Santa, those sugared reindeer I closed my eyes tightly but still I could hear; On Pritzker, on Stillman, on weak one, on TOPS a Weight Watcher dropout from sugar detox.

From the top of the scales to the top of the hall now dash away pounds now dash away all. Dressed up in Lane Bryant from my head to nightdress my clothes were all bulging from too much excess.

My droll little mouth and my round little belly they shook when I laughed like a bowl full of jelly. I spoke not a word but went straight to my work ate all of the candy then turned with a jerk.

And laying a finger beside my heartburn I gave a quick nod toward the bedroom I turned. I eased into bed, to the heavens I cry if temptation’s removed I’ll get thin by and by.

And I mumbled again as I turned for the night in the morning I’ll starve . . . ’til I take that first bite

2007-12-03 04:47:32 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-03 04:47:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i luv disney, but what is your favorite one and what is your most sad disney film?

2007-12-03 04:45:58 · 34 answers · asked by Hayley 3 in Movies

2007-12-03 04:45:50 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... as much as I do? Jesus tap dancing Christ its funny.

- Discuss.

2007-12-03 04:45:24 · 5 answers · asked by Automaton 5 in Comedy

example: catdog, hamstergerbil, parrotfinch

2007-12-03 04:45:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think my other YA! account got suspended. But now my email account got deactivated, with all my credit card, cell phone, and mortage info. How do I get it back?

2007-12-03 04:44:17 · 6 answers · asked by Lola 1 in Polls & Surveys

In life, Love, friendships, ...

2007-12-03 04:43:55 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you tell the boys from the girls by asking and answering questions?

2007-12-03 04:42:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you party at all or do you just watch the countdown on TV?

I just watch the countdown on TV and a few times, I fell asleep before it struck midnight lol.

2007-12-03 04:42:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 04:42:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 04:41:48 · 40 answers · asked by Charles B 2 in Polls & Surveys

Thanks!!

2007-12-03 04:40:57 · 2 answers · asked by xTheseGreenEyesCryx 2 in Other - Music

2007-12-03 04:39:50 · 15 answers · asked by noel t 1 in Jokes & Riddles

in jail and charged with indecent exposer?

2007-12-03 04:39:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello, I was recently in Russia with a school trip and there were awesome songs on the Radio and Clubs and ect. What are some popular Russian songs atm? I heard a couple songs many times in various places, so I hope you name those too (shame the ones on MTV were in syrillic, which I can't read...).

On a secondary note, it's odd, all anyone has ever heard of is Tatu, yet I heard nothing of them.

2007-12-03 04:38:16 · 2 answers · asked by Mr. Effusive 2 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-03 04:36:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 04:36:26 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

find the hammer and hit me over the head with it.

2007-12-03 04:35:41 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, ‘You need to join the Army of the Lord!’

Jack replied, ‘I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.’

Pastor questioned, ‘How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?’

He whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service

2007-12-03 04:35:20 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

how the most stupidest question can get the most answers??

2007-12-03 04:34:00 · 8 answers · asked by bwmorency 7 in Polls & Surveys

are you having a good day

2007-12-03 04:33:47 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the papers today wondering round at night with bare feet and jeans and just a red bra, do you think she will ever get her act together or is it just a downward spiral for Amy.

2007-12-03 04:33:36 · 15 answers · asked by louise d 6 in Celebrities

i'm talking about specifically song #10.moon-symphonic version of Bethoween "mooon sonata"
thanks

2007-12-03 04:33:14 · 1 answers · asked by steven25t 7 in Rock and Pop

Be honest now, I get to the third line and get bored,

You?

2007-12-03 04:30:48 · 36 answers · asked by ★Kermit the Frog★ 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, sohe decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentallytyped a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent thee-mail.Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned fromher husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail,expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's sonrushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computerscreen which read:To: My Loving WifeSubject: I've reachedDate: November 30, 2005I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here;we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached andhave been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for yourarrival tomorrow.Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW !

2007-12-03 04:30:30 · 19 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-03 04:30:27 · 15 answers · asked by Fizzbox 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-03 04:29:40 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys