Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, ‘You need to join the Army of the Lord!’
Jack replied, ‘I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.’
Pastor questioned, ‘How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?’
He whispered back, ‘I’m in the secret service
2007-12-03 04:35:20 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Forget the lord's army.....ALL HAIL THE BUNNY LORD
He's amazingly superowonderful and gives us free carrots just for joining. AND Judas Rabbi's already there, he's at the main temple pretending to be a monk for a day...Or was that a monkfish???
2007-12-03 07:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-03 06:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha awesome, sounds like me
star
2007-12-03 04:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one star
2007-12-03 04:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by jim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Where do I sign up?
:-)))
2007-12-03 09:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness!! This was absolutely funny!! Thanks so much for that. That joke has made my day.
2007-12-03 04:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by mikyon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish
2007-12-03 04:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!
Nice one hunny!!
star!
2007-12-03 04:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.lol
2007-12-03 16:40:36 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah.....me too!!
starred!!
2007-12-03 12:25:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋