Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,
"So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,
"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice
things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds,
pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,
"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
"This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it,
saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts!
How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

2007-12-02 04:01:43 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is your "pet peeve", what can you NOT stand?

2007-12-02 04:01:23 · 21 answers · asked by Stacie 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like cheese?

I love every cheese except blue. Cheese rocks.

2007-12-02 04:00:30 · 8 answers · asked by alexandria1_1999 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your opinion on interracial affairs?

2007-12-02 03:59:31 · 10 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever receive strange looks because of.......?

....the music that you listen to? I often do because I live in a city where the majority of the people are either black or spanish. I listen to alot of rock. And I listen to it loud. My kids sing along and we have a good time. But we get those wtf looks. I personally could care less, I'm just wondering if this happens to anyone else.

2007-12-02 03:56:57 · 16 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Name some socio fantasy films released after 2000?

Socio Fantasy means a movie which takes place in the modern world in current time, but has some fantasy elements in it. It is often referred to as urban or contemporary fantasy.

2007-12-02 03:56:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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what are the best placebo songs?

2007-12-02 03:54:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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What is the closest thing to your mouth now?

2007-12-02 03:51:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Has anyone on Y!A taken your heart and broke it?

2007-12-02 03:51:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies, what was the first part of the Michelangelo sculpture you looked at?

2007-12-02 03:50:53 · 26 answers · asked by BigRick the Beer Drinker 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite restaurant to eat at? Why?

2007-12-02 03:50:22 · 13 answers · asked by Harley Mama!! 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Can some one tell the name of this movie?

It's about a little kid who can see ghost, spirits, and stuff like that. Only the adults can't. It's like the sixth sense, only a dffert name. Please, can someone tell me the name?

2007-12-02 03:49:36 · 7 answers · asked by Simone y 1 in Movies

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do you like your music really loud?

2007-12-02 03:49:02 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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^_^du u lyk the taiwanese music band Fahrenheit!^_^?

**~~**~~**~~Well i luv them!(especially Jiro! but i luv Calvin,Wu Zun,Aaron at the same tym!*^_^***~~**~~**~~

if u lyk them then whom du luyk the most*^_^*

here's the site:
http://www.chinatownconnection.com/fei-lun-hai.htm

so wat bout ya?**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**~~**

2007-12-02 03:49:01 · 6 answers · asked by •чσυ'яє [[ςρє¢ιαℓ]]• 5 in R&B & Soul

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Are you going to "Regift" this Christmas?

Have you ever?

2007-12-02 03:48:53 · 2 answers · asked by Willy Wonka Farted 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite big cat?

Lions, tigers, cheetahs...

2007-12-02 03:48:39 · 34 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What are good poll questions?

Whats the poll questions that usually get alot of answers?

Thanks
Merry Christmas xx

2007-12-02 03:48:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys