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Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

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A: An American Evangelist Christian?
B: James Blunt, complete with guitar and songbook?
C: A sweaty fat man with really bad farts?

Or would you rather just blow your own brains out, instead of suffering such torture?

2007-12-02 04:45:05 · 56 answers · asked by Vivi 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 04:44:43 · 28 answers · asked by Bend Them Strings 6 in Rock and Pop

The earthquakes: That queer shake


Debit card: Bad credit


Slot machines: Cash lost in ‘em


School master: The classroom


Dormitory: Dirty room


Desperation: A rope ends it


The Morse code: Here come dots


A decimal point: I’m a dot in place


Fir cones: Conifers


The eyes: They see


Conversation: Voices rant on


Election results: Lies – let’s recount


Schoolmaster: The classroom


Listen: Silent


The Country Side: No City Dust Here


Evangelist: Evil’s Agent


Astronomers: No more stars


The eyes: They see


The Cockroach: Cook, Catch Her


Desperation: A Rope Ends It


The Morse Code: Here Come Dots


Slot Machines: Cash Lost in’em


Conversation: Voices Rant On


Funeral: Real Fun


The Hilton: Hint: Hotel


Vacation Times: I’m Not as Active


The Detectives: Detect Thieves


Semolina: Is No Meal


Christmas tree: Search, Set, Trim


Presbyterian: Best In Prayer


Statue of Liberty: Built to Stay Free


Admirer: Married


The best things in life are free:
Nail-biting refreshes the feet!


Many a true word is spoken in jest:
Men joke, and so win trusty praise.

2007-12-02 04:44:39 · 11 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 04:44:36 · 1 answers · asked by cau be thien tai 1 in Other - Music

2007-12-02 04:44:34 · 6 answers · asked by the_chief 6 in Polls & Surveys

They know that she could have their man in 2 Minutes tops!

Me in 30 seconds..........

Most of it is Marketing Hype people!

She's actually very intelligent.....An excellent business sense about her.

2007-12-02 04:44:15 · 19 answers · asked by Bolles Harbor Alive-New 360 pg 3 in Celebrities

2007-12-02 04:43:48 · 10 answers · asked by aren 1 in Celebrities

my favorite songs are

Here Comes The Sun
Help
Sgt Peppers Lonely hearts club band
Golden slumbers
come together
mean mr mustard
Hey jude
maxwells silver hammer and some more

2007-12-02 04:42:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm about to watch it.

2007-12-02 04:42:42 · 4 answers · asked by LlamaLlama Rama 1 in Movies

for me its- H

2007-12-02 04:42:00 · 34 answers · asked by haha 3 in Polls & Surveys

^ or did you read it here, first? ^

2007-12-02 04:41:13 · 3 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 04:39:34 · 11 answers · asked by kirst is back!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 04:38:52 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They never wear the same thing. AgreeOr Disagree? They must have alot of clothes in there closet.

2007-12-02 04:38:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas

2007-12-02 04:38:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i wanna see him at least once before his lifetime is over. These are once in a lifetime chances and i dont wanna miss one.

2007-12-02 04:38:07 · 7 answers · asked by bruceleeroy89 1 in Celebrities

2007-12-02 04:37:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.lifescript.com/channels/healthy_living/Health_Conditions/stds_on_the_rise.asp?utm_campaign=2007-12-02&utm_source=healthy-advantage&utm_medium=email&utm_content=healthy-well-wise_stds-on-the-rise&FromNL=1

2007-12-02 04:37:11 · 13 answers · asked by ssshhhh cause I said so™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Saturday morning in the pacific north west.(washington state). Not sure where else it was aired.

2007-12-02 04:37:04 · 4 answers · asked by Kris 1 in Comedy

2007-12-02 04:36:49 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 04:36:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lmao
=)

2007-12-02 04:35:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do or don't you celebrate it?
How do you celebrate or avoid celebrating it?

2007-12-02 04:33:59 · 46 answers · asked by Goddess Princess Minky 5 in Polls & Surveys

Skybluecarp and his wife Mumson went to the state fair every year. Every year Skybluecarp would say, "Mumson, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."

And every year Mumson would say, "I know Skybluecarp, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Skybluecarp and Mumson went to the fair and Skybluecarp said, "Mumson, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

Mumson replied, "Skybluecarp, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Skybluecarp and Mumson agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Skybluecarp, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Skybluecarp replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Mumson fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

2007-12-02 04:33:08 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !

2007-12-02 04:32:39 · 21 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What is my horoscope if I was born on May 16, 1995.

2007-12-02 04:32:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-12-02 04:32:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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