What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan !
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
What bird has wings but cannot fly ?
Roast turkey !
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
We had grandma for Christmas dinner ?
Really, we had turkey !
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?
You get tinsel-itus !
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y !
2007-12-02 04:32:39 · 21 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 well done
2007-12-02 19:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by avalanche 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mildly funny, after a while though people wouldnt want to sit around you at the Cristmas dinner table.
2007-12-02 12:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by Adeth4Told 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg gives a new meaning to the Christmas dinner. lol
2007-12-02 16:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a merry christmas to you.
2007-12-02 15:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you nicked all the jokes out your christmas crackers
star
2007-12-02 17:06:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 12:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice a slap knuckle-bump and star for those
2007-12-02 12:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellentt hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-02 17:45:19 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Love it.
2007-12-02 12:58:20 · answer #9 · answered by FreezingCold:( 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha brill
2007-12-02 13:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋