The earthquakes: That queer shake
Debit card: Bad credit
Slot machines: Cash lost in ‘em
School master: The classroom
Dormitory: Dirty room
Desperation: A rope ends it
The Morse code: Here come dots
A decimal point: I’m a dot in place
Fir cones: Conifers
The eyes: They see
Conversation: Voices rant on
Election results: Lies – let’s recount
Schoolmaster: The classroom
Listen: Silent
The Country Side: No City Dust Here
Evangelist: Evil’s Agent
Astronomers: No more stars
The eyes: They see
The Cockroach: Cook, Catch Her
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
Slot Machines: Cash Lost in’em
Conversation: Voices Rant On
Funeral: Real Fun
The Hilton: Hint: Hotel
Vacation Times: I’m Not as Active
The Detectives: Detect Thieves
Semolina: Is No Meal
Christmas tree: Search, Set, Trim
Presbyterian: Best In Prayer
Statue of Liberty: Built to Stay Free
Admirer: Married
The best things in life are free:
Nail-biting refreshes the feet!
Many a true word is spoken in jest:
Men joke, and so win trusty praise.
2007-12-02 04:44:39 · 11 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Information Superhighway = A rough whimper of insanity
New York Times = Monkeys write
Funeral = Real Fun
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
The end of the world is nigh! = Down this hole, frightened!
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." = In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
I like the longer ones although they can get a bit incomprehensible. The last is really adequate, seeming to sum the rest up:
"Many a true word is spoken in jest:
Men joke, and so win trusty praise."
2007-12-02 07:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Confused 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 05:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, brilliant hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-02 09:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 04:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well done that was brilliant*
2007-12-02 04:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like those.
2007-12-02 08:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's brilliant thanx!!!
2007-12-02 04:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good.
2007-12-02 06:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ho ho ho, excellent young lady
starred
2007-12-02 10:38:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D
2007-12-02 06:33:33 · answer #10 · answered by sixxss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋