Skybluecarp and his wife Mumson went to the state fair every year. Every year Skybluecarp would say, "Mumson, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Mumson would say, "I know Skybluecarp, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Skybluecarp and Mumson went to the fair and Skybluecarp said, "Mumson, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."
Mumson replied, "Skybluecarp, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Skybluecarp and Mumson agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Skybluecarp, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Skybluecarp replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Mumson fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
2007-12-02 04:33:08 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dont worry hun ive another one xx
2007-12-02 04:34:05 · update #1
very good. you just know
<-------- going to get his own back
star award
2007-12-02 23:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
a fantastic 'un. So Mumson didn't like the ride after all, huh? A star 4 that
2007-12-03 02:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the 71 year old bit will hit a nerve. Very good once again mechelle.
2007-12-02 12:41:42 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hehe funny,and correct.....ten dollars are 10 dollars !!!
2007-12-02 13:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
skybluecarp, chrisisback and rambling rose blocked me for no reason!
anyway back to the joke its very good, star4u
2007-12-02 14:17:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-02 12:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, have a nice day
2007-12-03 07:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it but still funny
2007-12-02 12:37:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
like it!
2007-12-02 12:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by DEBORAH M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! ha! they will love that one.....
2007-12-02 12:38:47 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋