3 Detectives?

Question

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said,
"So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,
"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice
things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds,
pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,
"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
"This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it,
saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts!
How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

Answer 1

very funny lol

Answer 2

They can get carried away as much as they like because they have the money to do it. I don't think 'Metodo 3' believe they will find Maddy but are quite happy to go along with the McCann's tale of woe and sad victims..? I think they are all scamming each other but it suits the main cause because the vile McConn's know they won't find their daughter and so can call all the shots and continue with their charade, as long as fools still part with their money and power keeps protecting them. They slam the media for printing so called rubbish but where does it come from? The McCann's are professional scammers and know for now they are safe... But I doubt all tracks could have been covered, so hopefully they will trip up one day and I hope everyone knows.

Answer 3

Blondes, eh?

Gave me a hardy chuckle.

Answer 4

okai...
but why dus it hav 2 be blondes?
huh?

that is so like affensive to blondes>>>
OMG
just kidin
dont mind
wat a laugh hahaha

Answer 5

hee hee hee heee! i can't stop laughing! it was even funny the second time i read it, much more well thought out than some of the other jokes i've heard recently! excellent *****

Answer 6

very good joke indeed. and logical too at that. Had good laugh. A star of course.

Answer 7

omg hahahahahaahhahaha lmao XD XD XD XD XD rotfl

Answer 8

hahaha so funny,and I bet that blonde is now a high up officer ,god help us all !!! lol

Answer 9

haha das funny
where did u see dat

Answer 10

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10