Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

I think I'd like tigers to be on my side

2007-12-02 12:59:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 12:58:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can barely wait the required 5 hours...

2007-12-02 12:58:42 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am gonna go to this singing audition in late January. I have to sing. I have no experience and I suck. My voice is really scratchy. Point being: Are there any good excersizes where I can control my voice better, and hear myself better? Any tips or anything?

2007-12-02 12:58:24 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I let it slip that a guy friend of my friend slept over (this happens occasionally, but it's nothing), and all of a sudden we have 5 kids and I'm pregnant! It's funny now. Not so much when it was..."active."

2007-12-02 12:58:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i haven't yet.

2007-12-02 12:57:55 · 8 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

2007-12-02 12:57:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

As Nature Intended. idea brought by NIFfickle

viva NIF

2007-12-02 12:56:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 12:56:05 · 30 answers · asked by sean 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm about to go to Red Lobster in about 30mins. I'll bring you back something.

2007-12-02 12:55:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Blondes or Brunettes?

2007-12-02 12:55:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The little boy went into his mom and dad's room and caught mom riding dad.

The little boy said,"Mom, what are you doing?"

Mom said, "I'm flatting out dad's stomach."

The little boy said, " That ain't goning to work, because every morning after you go to work, the neighbor lady comes over and blows it back up!"

2007-12-02 12:55:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Pretty simple. The lines are to the tune of Sufjan Steven's Jacksonville: youtube[dot]com/watch?v=5l_JjhLgEzY

2007-12-02 12:53:42 · 3 answers · asked by PenaltyKillah 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 12:53:38 · 26 answers · asked by BA Girl 3 in Celebrities

2007-12-02 12:53:08 · 25 answers · asked by Hayley 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 12:52:57 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

don't you want to fit in?

2007-12-02 12:52:42 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it fair to just walk away?

2007-12-02 12:52:31 · 17 answers · asked by Miss T 7 in Polls & Surveys

INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN ..

Q. What does HMO stand for?

A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE."
Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges,who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes.


Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want?

A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will provide you with a book listing all the
doctors in the plan. These doctors basically fall into two
categories -- those who are no longer accepting new
patients, and those who will see you but are no longer
participating in the plan. But don't worry; the remaining
doctor who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's drive away and has a diploma from a Third World Country.

Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?

A. No. Only those you need.


Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?

A Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.


Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?

A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.


Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand. I tried the Generic Medication, but it gave me a stomachache.
What should I do?

A. Poke yourself in the eye.


Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?

A. You really shouldn't do that.


Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart transplant right in his office?

A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $15 co-payment, there's no harm in giving him a shot at it.

2007-12-02 12:50:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

condiment or not

2007-12-02 12:49:34 · 27 answers · asked by Judas Rusty 4 in Polls & Surveys

i answered someones question saying "ewww"
idk how the f*** i got one! its just so weird.....

2007-12-02 12:48:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 12:48:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 12:47:54 · 28 answers · asked by 569™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

about someone's problem?

2007-12-02 12:46:32 · 37 answers · asked by ツLuv~u~2ツ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 12:46:32 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I personally HATE talking on the phone.

2007-12-02 12:45:40 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-02 12:45:39 · 43 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is tonights showing of Tin Man a remake of the Wizzard of Oz? I'd love to see a remake, but I dont want to waste my time on some weire adaptations that I wont get..

THanks!

2007-12-02 12:45:17 · 9 answers · asked by skobie 2 in Drama

making it OPPOSITE DAY!!! *confetti and balloons* whoohooo!!!

im NOT looking forward to this (heheheh, get it. i am looking forward to it.) have fun

dont lurv s

2007-12-02 12:44:53 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

.....who would burn better on your barbeque?

A little seasoning, olive oil, hickory chips on the coals, who you gonna eat?






So sorry, it's got to that time of night again, lol.

2007-12-02 12:44:31 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys