Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

2007-12-01 02:10:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i would like to know which name you like better and why.

2007-12-01 02:10:05 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you have your red ribbon?

2007-12-01 02:09:58 · 11 answers · asked by istanbul bogazi in the Queendom 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-01 02:08:31 · 10 answers · asked by REVOLVED AROUND ONE BOY ONE GIRL 1 in Polls & Surveys

For damaged hair caused by heating appliances?

2007-12-01 02:07:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman is taken with a bad attack of the farts. .everywhere she went it was phtttt here and phttt there Until she could take it no longer so she went to the doctors. Doctor phttt she says phttt phttt I have this phttt phttt problem, Can you stop phttt phttt me farting phttt. Well I don't know, says the doc, Get stripped of and bend over that table. Ok phttt phttt says the woman and she gets stripped of and bends over. With that the doctor reaches out and takes a big pole which was leaning against the wall. What phtt are phttt you going phttt to do with that phttt doctor phttt? she askes scared out of her life.
I am going to open the window cos it don't half stink in here

2007-12-01 02:06:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Like, lets say there is a movie that was in theaters back in October...and it is still not out of DVD...but there is another movie that came out in theaters lets say in November and it is already due out on DVD in January..What would make that movie come out on DVD faster?

2007-12-01 02:06:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Another milestone for me. I reached 45,000 points and passing 11111 answers as well as this question being my 200th question (officially).

(I needed to put this into a valid question form or it will get deleted as 'chatting'. Goodnight)

2007-12-01 02:05:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

now that is enough and leave me alone

2007-12-01 02:03:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dropped the soap in the shower?

2007-12-01 02:02:49 · 20 answers · asked by katie 3 in Polls & Surveys

Well Do You, He Hasn't Made A Delivery In Two Weeks?

2007-12-01 02:01:50 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties, had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"

So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
"Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot...
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

2007-12-01 02:01:49 · 17 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 02:01:43 · 6 answers · asked by xxxteddypickerxxx 2 in Rock and Pop

Tell me! It could be ANYTHING!

2007-12-01 01:59:35 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-01 01:59:30 · 12 answers · asked by •чσυ'яє [[ςρє¢ιαℓ]]• 5 in Other - Music

2007-12-01 01:59:03 · 14 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6 in Polls & Surveys

I plan to work on this negative attitude of mine and maybe have some kids ;)

2007-12-01 01:56:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 01:54:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

for your hard work?? if so Good for you!! ..:)?




~have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-01 01:54:12 · 8 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping.

The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of computer games danced in their heads.

Dark Forces for Billy, and Doom II for Dan, And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom, To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com -

Which has now been re-routed to Washington State Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates. All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle.

After centuries of a life that was simple and spare, St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire, With a shiny red Porsche in the place of his sleigh, And a house on Lake Washington that's just down the way

From where Bill has his mansion. The old fellow preens In black Gucci boots and red Calvin Klein jeans. The elves have stock options and desks with a view, Where they write computer code for Johnny and Sue.

No more dolls or toy soldiers or little toy drums (ahem - pardon me) No more dolls or tin soldiers or little toy drums Will be under the tree, only compact disk ROMS With the Microsoft label. So spin up your drive, From now on Christmas runs only on Windows 95.

More rapid than eagles the competitors came, And Bill whistled, and shouted, and called them by name. "Now, ADOBE! now, CLARIS! now, INTUIT! too, Now, APPLE! and NETSCAPE! you are all of you through,

It is Microsoft's SANTA that the kids can't resist, It's the ultimate software with a traditional twist - Recommended by no less than the jolly old elf, And on the package, a picture of Santa himself.

Get 'em young, keep 'em long, is Microsoft's scheme, And a merger with Santa is a merketer's dream. To the top of the NASDAQ! to the top of the Dow! Now dash away! dash away! dash away - wow!"

And Mama in her 'kerchief and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, The whirr and the hum of our satellite platter,

As it turned toward that new Christmas star in the sky, The SANTALITE owned by the Microsoft guy. As I sprang from my bed and was turning around, My computer turned on with a Jingle-Bells sound.

And there on the screen was a smiling Bill Gates Next to jolly old Santa, two arm-in-arm mates. And I heard them exclaim in voice so bright, Have a MICROSOFT CHRISTMAS, and TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.

2007-12-01 01:54:05 · 13 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay So Your At Home On A Rainy Night With A Few Friends At 9-10:00 And You All are Joking And Lauging About The Story Of Bloody Mary And One Of Your Freinds Tells U to Try It ( The Myth Is If You Go Into A Quiet Room With No Lights And Say Her Name Atleast 40 Somthing Times In The Mirror Some How She Will Kill You) So Now Your Walking Up the Stairs And U Enter Your Bathroom And Shut Off The Lights. Ur Alone,Drunk , The Doors Locked ( outside ) , And Your mate is Waiting. There Are Only 3 Weapens Of Use: A screwdriver,A hammer, And Paint.. How Would You Fell And What Woould You Do?

2007-12-01 01:53:08 · 5 answers · asked by katpopo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 01:51:33 · 7 answers · asked by ~*♥my3rdeyes♥*~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who thinks he's going to nail it again tonight, i am so looking forward to getting home fro work to see what he does?

2007-12-01 01:51:08 · 14 answers · asked by Dazzlebox 7 in Reality Television

2007-12-01 01:50:24 · 35 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

the 70's had the BEST music of any era

2007-12-01 01:46:22 · 8 answers · asked by S i r i 1 in Polls & Surveys

You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping,
Your phone.

He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin' a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone

He hears you in the bedroom
Surveills you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone

2007-12-01 01:45:02 · 21 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles

hot dog with ONLY horse radish

2007-12-01 01:44:21 · 41 answers · asked by mikemac 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 01:43:32 · 16 answers · asked by Cara 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 01:42:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

2007-12-01 01:41:42 · 13 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles