Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
2007-12-01 01:41:42 · 13 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I keep forgetting the Happy Christmas Murcia is watching me. Lmao
2007-12-01 02:06:05 · update #1
Ha! ha! ha! Are you picking on me?.....
2007-12-01 01:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Those are good ideas, you should get a bunch of people to do them all at the same year and record them. Then put it up on YouTube. What a year that would be for Santa! One he'll never forget!
2016-11-03 09:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by -_- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha they are brill. Ive never tried any of them. i used to put a mouse trap in my Xmas stocking and if it wasn't too cold id nip out and cover the chimney with cling film, ha he spent hours bouncing off it and trying to get in. Oh, the younger years, they were fun!!
Thanks for the ideas!
Where can you but barbed wire?
Merry Christmas
2007-12-01 01:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1.Buy a small gift. Put it in a small box and wrap it. Put that box in a slightly larger box with paper stuffing and wrap it. Continue doing that so that the person has 6 or 7 boxes to unwrap before getting to the gift. 2. Buy a lot of toilet paper. Wrap the gift in roll after roll of toilet paper. 3. Wrap a box with a clue in it. When the person opens that box, he/she has to follow that clue to the next clue, which is in another wrapped box. Do as many as you have the energy to do before the person finally finds the gift.
2016-04-07 01:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mwahaha, my plan to capture Santa shall work!!!!
he will be gone. forever.
2007-12-01 02:03:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not nice on mr claus lol
2007-12-01 01:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, how many parents will try that, pmsl
star time
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-12-01 03:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave a big fire burning
2007-12-01 05:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by avalanche 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That should be fun. lol
2007-12-01 04:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by Cathleen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNI
U DEFINTIELY GET A *STAR*
2007-12-01 02:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋