You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is tapping,
Your phone.
He's buggin your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And runnin' a tail
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
He hears you in the bedroom
Surveills you out of doors
And if that doesn't get the goods
Then he'll use provocateurs.
So you mustn't assume
That you are secure
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone
2007-12-01 01:45:02 · 21 answers · asked by .... 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oops the happy Christmas Murica is watching me. hahaha
2007-12-01 02:05:06 · update #1
Ha! ha! You still picking on me?....
2007-12-01 01:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
He's just twenty three
A hunk with dark hair
Fit and a looker
So why should I care
If Santa is tapping
My phone
2007-12-01 02:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by Calamity Jayney 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder he never brings anyone presents anymore, he's got the perfect loop hole. As long as he can prove we've all done something bad, then he doesn't have to stay out all night in the dead of winter.
2007-12-01 01:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too cute.
Santa knows I have been good.
Happy Holiday
2007-12-01 01:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by Linda S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is cute and clever. Is it original to you?
Cheers and wishing you a Happy Christmas.
Lisa
2007-12-01 02:16:42 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's bad news...
"Santa" is just an anagram for "Satan". Just move a few letters around...
You better watch out for Satan Claws!!!
2007-12-01 01:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
I'd just kick him out the door.
2007-12-01 01:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he doesn't visit me he gets a slap and I'll saw the legs off his reindeer.
2007-12-01 01:48:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah hah, i wondered how he did it. So its got nothing to do with his elf helpers at all. Someone told me porkies!
2007-12-01 01:55:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-01 01:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not gonna be able to get that outta my heaad now.
santa claus is tapping your phone.....
2007-12-01 02:27:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋