Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

Drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

Additional note: If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.

2007-12-01 13:19:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who has CHEESED you off lately???

2007-12-01 13:19:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I just shouted out my window to a neighbor that we're having a Cheese-fest...?

Would You Believe She yelled back,

"You're all Crackers!" ? ? ?

2007-12-01 13:18:58 · 4 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Can I throw pickles at your window?

They stick there nicely. . . .

2007-12-01 13:18:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you more of a brick house or a condo?

2007-12-01 13:18:36 · 15 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Rappers turned Actors.?

Which rapper acted in the most movies?(even counting the low budget movies). I was thinking that it was Ice T. But my friend thinks it is LL Cool J.

2007-12-01 13:18:19 · 12 answers · asked by Allan B 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

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To all sexy things, do you believe in miracles?

2007-12-01 13:18:08 · 12 answers · asked by CherryCheri 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what do you think of micheal moore?

personaly i think the guy is a genious

2007-12-01 13:18:00 · 6 answers · asked by Autum 5 in Celebrities

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sorry its a long one but true or funny 5 hardest questions for men?

The 5 toughest questions for men are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly ( i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:

a. Oh Yeah, **** loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Among the incorrect answers are:

a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Incorrect responses include:

a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty..
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question# 5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question.

(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette!")

2007-12-01 13:17:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How can people possibly debate that Waylon Jennings isn't the greatest musician ever?

Nobody had the combination of song writing ability, guitar play, and singing ability that Waylon had on top of that he had the longevity did it his own way and also planted the seed for outlaw nation to go mainstream now yes Hank sr was before him but he didn;t have the longevity or the singing ability or the guitar skill that Waylon had

2007-12-01 13:17:17 · 25 answers · asked by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 3 in Country

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In the eyes of the MPAA, why is sex/nudity worse than graphic violence?

really this should be a no-brainer. I would rather have my kid, if I ever have one, watch some sex [something that is natural and human] than watch some guy blow another guy's brains out or beat in his face into a bloody pulp.

Which are people more afraid of? kids having sex or kids killing each other and other kinds of crime?

it's easier to educate kids about sex and control it than to rationalize about something so useless as violence.

2007-12-01 13:16:06 · 16 answers · asked by smithese 1 in Movies

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How do you cut the cheese?

2007-12-01 13:15:41 · 25 answers · asked by Zombie King 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If the moon really were made of cheese ...... what would Neil Armstrong have said when he stood on it????

2007-12-01 13:15:28 · 16 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

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i dont get the jose at the border joke. what does it mean?

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

2007-12-01 13:15:16 · 7 answers · asked by Hue V 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Enough questions about cheese?

How about the current smurf situation? Any thoughts on that?

2007-12-01 13:15:00 · 6 answers · asked by melissa h 4 in Polls & Surveys

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do you know any of the names of the songs in this video???

i know the 2nd song is but the rest, i don't., plz help me!!!
link to video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBAcMRXyF8A

2007-12-01 13:15:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Cheese and Chess or Cheese and Checkers?

Would you make the cut?

2007-12-01 13:14:30 · 19 answers · asked by Lefty 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Did any of you ever have surgery?

how was the experience? were you scared?

2007-12-01 13:13:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should I get a face-lift for Christmas?

2007-12-01 13:12:15 · 19 answers · asked by XraTed 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Aren't questions about KFC bowls more vintage P&S than the stupid cheese questions?

2007-12-01 13:12:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What was the last cheese you had?

I had some goat's cheese with a chilli maralade tonight.

2007-12-01 13:11:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite cheese, and how do you like it?

This question open for interpretation.

2007-12-01 13:11:21 · 11 answers · asked by Spartacus! 7 in Polls & Surveys

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how come sometimes...?

people are ugly and bad looking when they're little but when they get to their mid teen years, they start looking really hot? and then some people look cute when they're kids and start to look unattractive over adulthood?

2007-12-01 13:11:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you get a good cheese steak where you live?

I can

2007-12-01 13:10:42 · 13 answers · asked by ‹(•¿•)› 2 in Polls & Surveys