Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"
"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.
"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.
Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.
Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"
"Sand," says Jose.
A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.
For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"
Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."
2007-12-01 13:15:16 · 7 answers · asked by Hue V 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He stole the bike every time- that's what he's smuggling across, but the guard only pays attention to the sand. Not the bike he's riding on.
Took me a while to understand that!
2007-12-01 13:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Christina★ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow. This joke actually made me LOL. Laught out loud. But I had to do it quietly since my mom is sleeping. 1 out of 10 I give it a 9.
2007-12-01 21:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by Juan Paolo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And why don't you get it. Your brains must have been in the first bag of sand that was spilled when they opend it. No matter what you think, it was funny.pp
2007-12-01 21:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by ttpawpaw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was i trick so he didnt look at the bike he brought sand bags! so they would think it was in the bag and not the bike.
2007-12-01 21:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by yoyorube@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my name is jose ***** butit was funny
2007-12-01 21:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by whiteandnerdy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's been selling bicycles for money
2007-12-01 21:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Luthien 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bycycles!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!! LAMO!
2007-12-01 21:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by Abby V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋