Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ***.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots
Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Additional note: If she likes salt on the rim of her Margarita, she swallows.
2007-12-01 13:19:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL it got better and better from start to finish
star.
2007-12-01 19:05:53 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually order a cherry b and a vasaline chaser!
and then go home with the barman
2007-12-01 18:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol sweets I loved that cause when I where in South Afrrica on holiday now I had Tequil and to tell you I feld like your lady that had the Margrita never ever again,but here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxxx
2007-12-01 13:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
im a beer and a mixed drink kind of girl!!
starred!!
2007-12-02 01:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, it is good. By the way I usually have beer
2007-12-01 16:37:33 · answer #6 · answered by Maru V 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Man this is awesome! I have got to tell my friends this!
2007-12-01 13:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
that's is joke very funny and true
2007-12-01 22:08:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those may be true....im a beer and shots kinda chick.
2007-12-01 13:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by ishybug03 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
AHA... i love beer in summer and vodka ...thanks for tha laugh .......LOL
2007-12-02 07:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋