The 5 toughest questions for men are:
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly ( i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.
Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Baseball.
b. Football.
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you.
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")
Question # 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh Yeah, **** loads.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?
Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.
d. Define pretty..
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question# 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question.
(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette!")
2007-12-01 13:17:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY GOOD, But i have a question for you :- At your age your thinking about all these questions an answers are you married? And if so you should be in bed with your other half.
2007-12-01 14:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by teddy 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There are many levels and layers of reality. Reality is also defined by what you believe in. I don't mean this in a patronising way, but literally. If you believe in demons and have an interest in the subject, this is what you will find. If you choose to make connections with anything on the energetic level, why not associate with angels, who will help and support you, guide and comfort you, unlift you to ecstatic heights of pue joy and help you find yoru path and all that you're capable of being. Angels are very popular right now and you could go into any bookstore and start learning about the subject by picking one of the many books available about people's angel experiences and how to meditate and connect with their beautiful energies. If you connect strongly with this level and just allow your previous interest in demons to drop away, the part of your mind that connects to them will just wither from lack of use and you'll find that your personal reality changes and they no longer exist.
2016-04-07 02:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed, but I guess the usual answers are given by the Feyeenord fan (the boy giving the finger), I have got some of those answers.
2007-12-01 16:46:48 · answer #3 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny, and some good advice too! A star for you!
2007-12-02 07:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 13:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ttly sendin this to my bf itll raise his IQ points by at least 50.lol
2007-12-02 11:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This may be well and true but have you ever noticied that no matter how many times you try to coach a guy he still doesn't think before he answers. and they wonder why we get mad at them
2007-12-01 13:25:59 · answer #7 · answered by cw 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
.....HAHAha...you are very true person...so, better never ever marry any girl....because they don't want to listen these realities....Buy a corvetter and send a gift for me also to for get these realities.....LOL
2007-12-02 07:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I loved this one but you know nobody will agree with you, so have a star and and a wonderful eve to you .xxxx
2007-12-01 13:36:37 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋