Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

2007-11-30 09:11:13 · 6 answers · asked by lem 1 in Country

2007-11-30 09:10:59 · 11 answers · asked by Phil McCracken 5 in Reality Television

Do you sometimes feel darined that its one sided give+take,even tho you love them dearly.

2007-11-30 09:10:28 · 7 answers · asked by shrebee 7 in Polls & Surveys

Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man.
"Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I have to cut you off."

"Just gimme another drink."

"O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll give you another drink and call you a cab. When the cab comes, regardless of whether you''re done or not you have to go."

"Thass a good deal," the drunk says. He gets his drink and immediately pukes all over his own shirt. "Oh ****, what am I gonna do now? My wife's gonna kill me."

"Relax," the bartender says, "give me a five-dollar bill." The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy''s shirt pocket. "When you get home, tell your wife you were in the bar and some drunk puked on you and gave you five bucks to have your shirt cleaned."

"Thass a great idea!"

When the drunk gets home his wife answers the door. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT! WHAT HAPPENED?"

He tried to put on his most sober voice and said, "Relaaaax honey, some drunk guy puked on me and gave me five bucks to have my shirt cleaned."

The drunk's wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "THERE'S TEN BUCKS HERE!"

"Oh yeah, he sh*t in my pants, too."

2007-11-30 09:10:28 · 8 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Would you rather spend your day with Yogi Bear doing yoga and eating yogart.

OR

Spend the day with Scooby Dooby Doo and scoop up doo doo to doodle with?

2007-11-30 09:10:16 · 32 answers · asked by snowbunny_luv_420 3 in Polls & Surveys

What's your fave chips?
What's your fave type of dog?
What's your fave type of music?
Are you still in school?
Am I asking to many questions???

*Please give me a star...thanx!

2007-11-30 09:09:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's your favorite solo song from each Beatle and why?

2007-11-30 09:09:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-30 09:09:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why is he always rated number one, hes so overrated. Was it because eh was revolutionary or just because?

2007-11-30 09:09:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

thats happend to me before.

2007-11-30 09:09:05 · 23 answers · asked by kelly-love x) 6 in Polls & Surveys

anywhere?

2007-11-30 09:08:50 · 15 answers · asked by Jinxyblue 6 in Polls & Surveys

>The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a>surrogate father to start their family.>On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife>goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.">>Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer>happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.>>"Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...">>"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been>expecting you.">>"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you>know babies are my specialty?">>"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have>a seat">>After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?">>"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the>couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room>floor is fun. You can really spread out there.">>"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and>me!">>"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we>try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles,>I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.">>"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.>>"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be>In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with>that.">>"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.>>The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his>baby pictures.>>"This was done on the top of a bus," he said.>>"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.>>"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider>their mother was so difficult to work with.">>"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.>>"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the>job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a>good look">>"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.>>"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours too.>The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly>concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.>>Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had>to pack it all in.">>Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,>uh...equipment?">>"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod>and we can get to work right away.">>"Tripod?">>"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much>too big to be held in the hand very long.">>Mrs. Smith fainted!!>>_________________________________________________________________

2007-11-30 09:07:42 · 23 answers · asked by bravo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 09:07:42 · 8 answers · asked by R ♥ I ♥ P ♥ Casey Calvert 3 in Rock and Pop

2007-11-30 09:07:36 · 9 answers · asked by Heather 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 09:06:53 · 21 answers · asked by SHARKY Xl 5 in Reality Television

I remember watching him when I was a kid in the 70's. Thought he was amazing. I am saddened to hear of his passing.

2007-11-30 09:04:12 · 12 answers · asked by Miss Useless Knowledge 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 09:03:35 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

i need to find a CLEAN and SHORT (like not one of those story-type ones) joke for an audition (don't ask why haha).

it can't be offensive to any religious or ethnic groups... and no blonde jokes or dead baby jokes.

and please tell me what you think of this one:
why didn't the apple and the orange get married?
A: because they CAN'T ALOPE!

2007-11-30 09:02:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If I said to you that I am very much in love with you and want to be with you forever more .........

would you reject my love ????

or would this make you happy .... =)

or would you ...........

2007-11-30 09:02:04 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ended so good? Can it get any better than that?

2007-11-30 09:01:53 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

all answers welcome-stupid-sad-good or bad? about this time of year i wont 4get my neighbor washin the windows with onions-he said cookin onions wiped on windows twice a week keeps ice off-ive done it since.

2007-11-30 09:01:51 · 1 answers · asked by J.D. 6 in Polls & Surveys

p.s. you can't keep the $ leftover.

thank you for your answer!

2007-11-30 09:00:46 · 20 answers · asked by Moore55 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 09:00:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when you like, love, want, do you fight to the end no matter what, or do you evenyually cave, and give up, or keep trying to win that love in return?

2007-11-30 09:00:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

some less attractive people who ride the bus have dirty hands

2007-11-30 08:59:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 08:59:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was thinking a nice box of wine or some Boons Farm.
What do you think or recommend?

2007-11-30 08:59:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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He's A Goner ~
A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly.

In fact, he had never even seen her naked.

One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow-driving habits. 'I can't stand it anymore,' she told him. 'Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit [60 MPH] you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
* He reached the 65 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

* At 70 off came the pants.

* At 75 it was her bra...and

* At 80 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time...and traveling faster than he ever had before...he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree!

His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck. 'Go to the road and get help,' he said.

'I don't have anything to cover myself with!' she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

'You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up,' he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

'My boyfriend! My boyfriend!' she sobs, 'He's stuck and I can't pull him out!'

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,'Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!'

2007-11-30 08:58:36 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ £ðx¥ Ðå痢 ♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Two men are taking a test, one man said to the other
"I keep getting a negative for number 10, what does that mean?"
The other man replies by saying
"It means your gay!"
"yeah, really funny, I'm gonna ask the professer!" said the first man.
The first man walks up to the professer and hands him the sheet. Then the male professer asks
"So, what are you doing tonight?"

2007-11-30 08:55:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I can barely form sentences today. You?

2007-11-30 08:54:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys