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He's A Goner ~
A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature, had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly.
In fact, he had never even seen her naked.
One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow-driving habits. 'I can't stand it anymore,' she told him. 'Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit [60 MPH] you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
* He reached the 65 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
* At 70 off came the pants.
* At 75 it was her bra...and
* At 80 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time...and traveling faster than he ever had before...he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree!
His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck. 'Go to the road and get help,' he said.
'I don't have anything to cover myself with!' she replied. The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
'You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up,' he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
'My boyfriend! My boyfriend!' she sobs, 'He's stuck and I can't pull him out!'
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,'Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!'
2007-11-30 08:58:36 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ £ðx¥ Ðå痢 ♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
WAS REALLY FUNNY LOVE IT PUT SOME MORE FUN JOKES. I LOVED THIS JOKE BECAUSE IT MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD. THANKS
2007-11-30 09:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!" there were 8 blondes who came into the store chanting 28 days 28 days it only took us 28 days everybody was confused wonder what they had accomplished in 28 days finally before they left the waiter asked what took you guys 28 days and they responded proudly we just finished a puzzle and on the box it said 3-6 years those are my PERSONAL favorite :)
2016-05-27 00:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by alida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before. It was told a little differently, but it never hurts to hear it again! LOL
2007-11-30 10:07:43 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent....a 10!
2007-11-30 09:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Transparent. Sorry.
2007-11-30 09:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
damn that was f**king hillarious, funniest joke I heard all day man u get a star
LMAO LMAO LMAO
2007-11-30 09:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-11-30 09:17:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-30 09:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by monkey sam 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good, saw it coming but good
2007-11-30 09:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by bostep662 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-11-30 09:06:24 · answer #10 · answered by jmjm 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋