Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

Otherwise, it's the funniest I've ever heard.

4 nuns were out for their weekly post-mass Sunday drive. Unfortunately the nun driving lost control of the car and crashed head-on into an oncoming semi truck. All four are killed instantly.

So the 4 nuns arrive at the gates of heaven to find St. Peter waiting for them.

"Sisters," he began "You have all lived full lives in the service of God and will be rewarded in His kingdom."

"However," he continued "before you can enter, you must each answer one question honestly...and remember God knows all."

So the 1st nun comes forward

"Sister," he asked "Have you ever touched a penis?"

"Oh yes, St. Peter, I have," she said "only once, with my finger."

"Very well," he replied "You may dip your finger in the holy water & go on in."

The 2nd nun comes forward & he asks her the same thing.

"Yes." she replied "Just once...with my hand."

"Excellent, dip your hand in the holy water & go on in"

The 3rd nun comes forward

2007-11-30 09:23:59 · 15 answers · asked by Beetso 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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what comes after tiger?

2007-11-30 09:23:34 · 34 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Poll: Have you ever heard of Yahoo Answers?

2007-11-30 09:23:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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oldie songs?

what were some popular rock and roll artist from the 50's and 60's?

2007-11-30 09:23:18 · 4 answers · asked by Benito S 3 in Other - Music

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Have any of your toys been recalled?

2007-11-30 09:22:43 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ £ðx¥ Ðåï§¥ ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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where can i rip videos off websites for free without a credit card or membership?

2007-11-30 09:22:33 · 3 answers · asked by n1danielfan 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Would you rather have hot chocolate or hot tea?

2007-11-30 09:21:50 · 34 answers · asked by ♥ £ðx¥ Ðåï§¥ ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Evil Knievel is Dead....Give a Star to An American Hero......?

2007-11-30 09:21:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone else think the coke rewards program (mycokerewards.com) is hardly worth the time?

When i initally signed up i was thinking of getting the nintendo wii, but after doing the math it would have taken over a year of entering 10 bottle caps every 24 hour period to have enough points. the program was apparently slated to end 12/31/07 (it was extended) but that means that high ticket items like that were not reachable goals. With the exception of a couple of 10 point 12 pack codes and 1 grocery store 30 point code i have entered a little over 17-20 days worth of 3 point codes and am at under 550. mind you i did buy one ringtone and put some points into contest. Given the prices on the high ticket items i would have to say that they were not reachable ( and therefore a trap to get people to sign up (they get free product research (with each cap you are asked to identify what brand it came from, in theory getting an idea of your purchase habits and taste, and they do have your address) But still if the prizes are not reachable what really is the point:?

2007-11-30 09:21:26 · 3 answers · asked by Chris L 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful inside & out?

2007-11-30 09:21:01 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ £ðx¥ Ðåï§¥ ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Best joke ever?

what do you get when you cross a sprinkler and a rabbit

HAIRSPRAY

2007-11-30 09:17:46 · 13 answers · asked by Alex H 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Can You Tell Me?

Is this a SPECIAL time of year for you?
Explain if you need to...........

2007-11-30 09:16:46 · 7 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

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what hurts more, kick in the nuts or childbirth?

What do you think hurts more?
i often wonder what would hurt more being kicked in the privates or having a baby. know one knows because no one can experience them both. what do you think?

2007-11-30 09:16:33 · 88 answers · asked by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what was sloan's dad's name in Ferris Bueller's day off?

2007-11-30 09:16:18 · 6 answers · asked by icaguy 1 in Movies

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Have you ever been in a vicious cycle that got caught up in a self-fulfilling prophecy?

I hate when that happens!

2007-11-30 09:16:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who would like to eat some "Bruschetta" with red wine ??

I am going to make some soon !!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruschetta

2007-11-30 09:15:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's so wrong about using a new word you learned in a sentence?

sometimes i learn a new word

2007-11-30 09:15:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what are your ways to convince people...that...?

...you are right...?

2007-11-30 09:15:08 · 15 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

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blond one again?

A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"

The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"

2007-11-30 09:14:08 · 15 answers · asked by anonymous 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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