Otherwise, it's the funniest I've ever heard.
4 nuns were out for their weekly post-mass Sunday drive. Unfortunately the nun driving lost control of the car and crashed head-on into an oncoming semi truck. All four are killed instantly.
So the 4 nuns arrive at the gates of heaven to find St. Peter waiting for them.
"Sisters," he began "You have all lived full lives in the service of God and will be rewarded in His kingdom."
"However," he continued "before you can enter, you must each answer one question honestly...and remember God knows all."
So the 1st nun comes forward
"Sister," he asked "Have you ever touched a penis?"
"Oh yes, St. Peter, I have," she said "only once, with my finger."
"Very well," he replied "You may dip your finger in the holy water & go on in."
The 2nd nun comes forward & he asks her the same thing.
"Yes." she replied "Just once...with my hand."
"Excellent, dip your hand in the holy water & go on in"
The 3rd nun comes forward
2007-11-30 09:23:59 · 15 answers · asked by Beetso 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
But before St. Peter has a chance to say anything, the 4th nun shoves her out of the way and exclaims "If you think I'm gonna gargle that holy water after she sticks her a$$ in it, you're out of your mind!"
2007-11-30 09:25:34 · update #1
It's much funnier when I can tell it with the Irish accents for the nuns. For those who can't figure it out, the three letter word Yahoo! censored rhymes with gas.
2007-11-30 09:57:53 · update #2
haha.
for those who dont get it::
whatever you have used to touch a penis, you must dip in the holy water. (the first nun had to dip her finger, the second her hand..) the 4th nun says: if you think im going to gargle the water after she puts her *** in it, you are crazy. meaning, this is how they have touched a penis........
get it?
heh kinda sick..
2007-11-30 09:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by lalala 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 05:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by deems 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz
2007-11-30 09:32:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-30 10:26:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! I'm not easily offended either. Good joke! Nun like it!!!
2007-11-30 09:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite old but stil chuckles me
2007-11-30 09:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by kevin and jenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was ok, coulda been better
2007-11-30 09:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO very fuuny!!
2007-11-30 09:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by lovefun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funy
2007-11-30 09:38:21 · answer #9 · answered by !BOMB! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny as hell
2007-11-30 09:27:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋