what hurts more, kick in the nuts or childbirth?

Question

What do you think hurts more?
i often wonder what would hurt more being kicked in the privates or having a baby. know one knows because no one can experience them both. what do you think?

Answer 1

lmao! classic. i would have to go with a steel toed kick to the fun bag. as i have yet to birth a child... but i do have nuts... 3 of them to be exact.

Answer 2

All right from a guys point of view,myself also being a father. It hurts quit a bit being a kicked in the front of the pants. At first it is a sharp and heavy pain, then it gets just a little lighter.After a while there is still moderate pain. Sometimes there can be dull pain that lingers for days.

Now when my wife gave birth to our daughter she thought she would have a natural childbirth, no drugs.When the contractions started getting more rapid, she was begging for some drugs.One thing I am not very clear on is that I recall hearing that the pain of child birth ends when the baby has been born. I am not sure if that is true for everyone.

Something that I know for sure is that I have never heard of someone taking a prescription drug to relieve the pain of being kicked in the stones.Maybe the drug companies should think about marketing a drug like that.

Answer 3

A kick in the nuts can hurt:
-physically: obviously, since it's a very delicate part of the body, you'll feel hurt.
-emotionally: especially if it's unexpected
However, childbirth hurts:
-physically: when the baby comes, that part will stretch incredibly, unusually, so you'll feel pain
-emotionally: all the strength you have to give up in order to make that baby come
-mentally: you're confused, because either you or the baby could die if something goes wrong.
However, childbirth is strange: when someone kicks you in the nuts and you look there, you'll feel more pain, because you might see blood coming out, or even an internal hemorrhage, and you might think that maybe something bad might happen. However, after childbirth, when you look at the baby you loose all the pain, be it emotional or physical or mental, you're satisfied, you're happy, because all that pain and that effort and that strain has proved to be worthwhile. You women are blessed with the gift of birth, it's painful, but the reward is always at the end of the pain.

Answer 4

I would say childbirth, because getting kicked in the nuts is alot different than pushing out a 6 or 7 pound baby.

Answer 5

We all know that the answer is "it depends," and that no person gets to experience both and make a comparison, but this is one logical approach.

A kick in the nuts hurts terribly, but for a relatively short period of time. The recipient rarely forgets anything about the experience (men and pain, not a good combination...)

Childbirth entails periods of extreme pain with those of simple discomfort, lasting much longer, and requiring considerably more recovery time. The recipient, however, seems to forget most of this until the next episode is upon them.

Greek myth supplies us with one character who would have experienced both: Tiresias. He's on the record, stating that women enjoy sex more than men. No word on childbirth.

SO:

If you add a lifetime of emotional trauma to a short period of intense but insignificant injury, getting kicked in the nuts may be worse.

If you combine a life-threatening level of pain with a helpful dose of amnesia, a better roll in the hay, and joy at the outcome, childbirth may be better.

Answer 6

Well as a male I would have to vote for childbirth. Even though a kick can be excruciating because you really dont even have to kick them. Just a slight grazing of the jewels can hurt. But I was present when both my kids were born and the pain I saw in her face was something that goes far beyond having one's testes tested. In fact I think there is no comparison. A man might have to imagine it as his most painful dump times ten.

Answer 7

Well, theres two possibilities, a girl could have a baby then decide she wants a sex change in which case she would then be a shemale....... This would give her the opportunity to both have a baby and get a good swift kick in the nuts. The second possibility is to hook recepticles to the brain of a female durring child birth and measure the amount of pain. Then hook recepticles to the brain of a male who has volunteered to get kicked in the nuts and measure the pain. After this compare the charts and viola the results will show what is more painful! Im willing to bet being kicked in the nuts hurts more........ Speaking of a kick in the nuts check out this video of me and my buddy having a nut kicking contest........

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21373283

Answer 8

Childbirth

Answer 9

im a guy but id hafta say childbirth.
a kick in the nuts only hurts for about 5 to about 20 minutes.
childbirth is a long aganizing process and can last, lets just say, a very long time

Answer 10

I agree with u for guys it would be more painful a kick in the privates and for a woman childbirth

Answer 11

I would definately say childbirth as you can be in labour for hours but a kick could be painful to start but fade away. But, childbirth gets worse toward the end.