Entertainment & Music - 30 November 2007

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."

2007-11-30 16:46:24 · 8 answers · asked by omeng90 3 in Jokes & Riddles

okay my aunt love british comedy so i want to get her some classics now i know she like Monty Python movies and she already has the meaing of life, life of brian and quest for the holy grail what other ones should i get her? im looking on amazon and theres like Monty Python's Flying Circus: John Cleese's Personal Best but i dont know if that repeats anything she already has any suggestions?

2007-11-30 16:46:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-11-30 16:45:41 · 50 answers · asked by Heartbreak kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your as*hole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar." "Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again. "What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!" "Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," said the patient. "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?" "Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my a*s..."

2007-11-30 16:45:12 · 7 answers · asked by omeng90 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 16:42:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like eachother very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have three wishes each.

Mr. Bear immediatly wished that all the bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediatly and Mr. Rabbit put it on. Mr. Bear was amazed at his choice but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring foests were female too, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared beofre him, he got on it, and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear couldn't believe it and complained he had wasted 2 wishes he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all

2007-11-30 16:42:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Would you rather...
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue
OR
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

You have to choose one :)

2007-11-30 16:42:26 · 14 answers · asked by enyaw78 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you scream on them as well like I do? haha gotta love those coasters!

2007-11-30 16:41:06 · 12 answers · asked by inlovewithlife08 5 in Polls & Surveys

even when you want to fight?

2007-11-30 16:40:59 · 5 answers · asked by Bunny Boiler 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:40:34 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it." Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."

2007-11-30 16:40:17 · 3 answers · asked by omeng90 3 in Jokes & Riddles

just a little curios

2007-11-30 16:39:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-30 16:39:44 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

because Santa only comes once a year?

2007-11-30 16:39:30 · 6 answers · asked by Seeker™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

What am I?

2007-11-30 16:39:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:39:16 · 8 answers · asked by Knuckles™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Oprah is laughing all the way to the bank while she pretends to care for people who have lazy minds....showcasing peoples problems and getting paid for it.
Many are too lazy to take control of their own lives and prefer to let someone on TV show them how to live their lives.

2007-11-30 16:39:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Talk Shows

2007-11-30 16:39:11 · 60 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

plz lets take a second and think:\
say something you never got the chance to say to someone who is long gone.... say it now for ur own good
i'll go first

gramps i miss you and i'm sorry for anything i've done in the past to upset you
and i'm sorry i dident spend more time with you u've always been good to me ur the best GOOD BYE ........

2007-11-30 16:39:08 · 3 answers · asked by The Black Knight 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:37:38 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

asked by an concerned american...

2007-11-30 16:36:47 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have the Law and Order font (Fritz Quadrata)

But how do I make the the outside of the letters glow colors like the red and blue on the Law and Order title?

Please Help soon.

2007-11-30 16:36:37 · 2 answers · asked by dalton_2745 2 in Drama

I think it has some cult like tones to it. What do you think?

2007-11-30 16:36:30 · 8 answers · asked by thefinalresult 7 in Talk Shows

FLUFFY NUTS

what would you think of

2007-11-30 16:35:46 · 19 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:35:20 · 28 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:34:46 · 3 answers · asked by anotherplayaguy 2 in Classical

i can't find any yaoi manga online any where, but i don't really know very many names

could you tell me where to find the manga

can you tell me some yaoi manga names

2007-11-30 16:34:18 · 6 answers · asked by Rachel 2 in Comics & Animation

When you light your cigarette (or whatever) do you still cup your hand around the lighter even though you're indoors and there's no wind?

2007-11-30 16:33:24 · 11 answers · asked by LolaCorolla 7 in Polls & Surveys

do you prefer the man in black, who rules the night,
or the flexible one with a costume so tight?

2007-11-30 16:32:53 · 8 answers · asked by jas j 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-30 16:32:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama