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2007-11-30 16:39:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roundhouse kick, hands down.
then i could brag to all my friends that chuck norris' boot pelted me in the face, and that i did something to deserve his great, all-powerful wrath.
stellar.
2007-11-30 16:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by jesslistenstomae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris went in a McDonald's and ordered a sausage and egg McMuffin and they would not serve it to him because it was 10:35, so he roundhouse kicked that McDonald's so hard it became a Wendy's.
2007-11-30 17:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by supertop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when chuck norris does push ups he pushes the world down hahahaha i think i`d rather be kicked in the face getiing shot hurts plus if you do get shot in the leg the bullet might hit a main artery then you'll die from losing to much blood.
2007-11-30 16:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on whether CN is seriously trying to kick you and not pulling his punches out of consideration.
If so, I would prefer the bullet in the leg. I know I'd survive that but I'm not so sure of surviving a sincere roundhouse kick in the head from a trained martial artist.
2007-11-30 16:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by LucaPacioli1492 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. shot in the leg. chuck norris got skills and doesnt play
2007-11-30 16:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by GG 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely the shot. i would never want to face the wrath that is chuck norris.
2007-11-30 16:43:02 · answer #6 · answered by shane 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Behind Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin, but a third fist.
2007-11-30 16:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a shot in the leg cuz chuck norris will probaly kill me
and i can brag about me gettin shot
2007-11-30 16:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kicked in the face by Norris.There's a chance you wouldn't have to go to the hospital.
BUT- I would not like to be kicked in the face by Bruce Lee.
2007-11-30 16:43:30 · answer #9 · answered by SHOCKWAVE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold on let me think Hum Well Hum
How about NEITHER.
Your watching to many Chuck Noris movies I think.
2007-11-30 16:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by Kj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋