A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."
2007-11-30 16:46:24 · 8 answers · asked by omeng90 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was OK but next time put a little space between the joke and the punchline. I'll give it a 6 on a scale from 1 to 10
2007-11-30 16:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by Help4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my jokes better here it goes
A guy walks into a pet shop then he notices that a parrot starts to talk to him saying "Hey come here let's chat". The guy asks him can he really chat the parrot says yeah and they talk for 30 minutes. The guy then says " Man i hope i could have bought you, but your too expensive at $200 dollars." The parrot replies "look go and make a deal with the cleck and say you'll buy me off his hands, i mean i dont have any legs, so you can get a good price for me." The guy asks" So, how do u stay perched up there?" The parrot replies well im ashamed of this but i use my d*** to hold on." So the guy buys the parrot for $95 dollars it was a good deal. The parrot and the man become best friends over a 4 month period, when the parrot tells the guy "I got some bad news about your wife" The guy asks "WHAT what is it is something wrong?" The parrot replies with" well yesterday your neighbor came over and started to make out with you wife and then clothes started coing off when....." "when what what happened?"the man ask unpateintly. "Well thats the problem myD*** got hard and i fell off."
2007-12-01 02:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by W3ST SID3 4 LIF3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 05:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that great, sorry =/ maybe a comic would work, but words can't express it to me.
2007-12-01 00:49:48 · answer #4 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that joke before but its still funny
2007-12-01 01:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by gamer4life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, I think I know that guy!!!
2007-12-01 00:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
2007-12-01 01:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAWWWWN!!!!!!
2007-12-01 01:12:41 · answer #8 · answered by bruce c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋