Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like eachother very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediatly wished that all the bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediatly and Mr. Rabbit put it on. Mr. Bear was amazed at his choice but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring foests were female too, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared beofre him, he got on it, and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear couldn't believe it and complained he had wasted 2 wishes he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all
2007-11-30 16:42:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the bears in the world were female, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit waiting for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit reved the engine, thought for a moment and said, "I WISH MR. BEAR WAS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and rode off as fast as he could!
2007-11-30 16:42:38 · update #1
He-He I likey!!
2007-11-30 16:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude thats funny
that sucks for mr bear!
2007-12-01 11:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by Amie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, I like the ones where I don't see the punchline coming.
2007-11-30 21:43:35 · answer #3 · answered by seadog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was bery bery bery cute, worth my star award.....
2007-12-01 16:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was worth a star
2007-11-30 17:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by Help4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one.
2007-11-30 21:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Meeto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10, star, hilarious.
2007-12-01 00:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man dat was funny
2007-11-30 17:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by W3ST SID3 4 LIF3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-01 08:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by MrSamung aka LoverBoy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loool
2007-11-30 17:06:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, I've heard this, but still great xD Thanks for the laugh! Star! *
2007-11-30 16:46:26 · answer #11 · answered by BlckPdf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋