Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

2 boys were talking about there dads. The first boys said "my dads a right old wimp" the 2nd boy said "my dads a wimp to", the first boy said" when its thundering he hides under the bed, the 2nd boy said "thats nothing when my mum works nights my dad sleeps with the woman next door " lol.......

2007-11-29 09:14:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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why is whistling so infectious?

2007-11-29 09:14:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Another fun poll! Take a look?

1. Purple or yellow
2. Oranges or lemons
3. Sweet or sour candy
4. Caribbean or Iraq
5. Soda or Beer
6. hug or kiss

2007-11-29 09:14:04 · 30 answers · asked by ღ♫PúяpLє lⓞvє♪™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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guys... do you like?

perfume on a girl? if so, what's your favorite?

2007-11-29 09:13:52 · 14 answers · asked by wanda 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the most popular Food Dish in Germany?

2007-11-29 09:13:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do people MISUNDERSTAND you ?

:) :) :)

2007-11-29 09:13:35 · 23 answers · asked by Ada Wong 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How many do you sleep with. . .?

pillows. . . that is?
I sleep with four. . . one under each leg and each arm.

2007-11-29 09:12:52 · 17 answers · asked by peaches6 7 in Polls & Surveys

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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant?

. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.

The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.

The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?

Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth.... still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

2007-11-29 09:12:48 · 18 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Poll: Do you like poetry?

No one is commenting on my poems and I am sad!

2007-11-29 09:12:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is your favorite Devil in a movie?

2007-11-29 09:12:12 · 17 answers · asked by - 1 in Movies

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My mam said i could post this one,but don!t tell me dad!??

a dustman knocks on a japanese man"s front door,

the jap say"s harro!wat u want?

dustman ask!s where"s ur bin,"i bin on loo" say" jap.

"no mate where"s ur dustbin?

i just bin on loo!say"s jap,

no no mate where"s ur wheeelie bin,

hokay,i wheelie bin having a w*nk!!

2007-11-29 09:11:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Alcohol Abuse !!!!?

I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
Scared the **** out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading.

2007-11-29 09:11:15 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Joke - apartment for rent?

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves, He tells her that he does not have any cash with him, But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, Calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam: :

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large

2007-11-29 09:11:03 · 9 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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what is your dream car?

mines a new laborghini in dark purple or black

;)

2007-11-29 09:09:47 · 32 answers · asked by Ashley 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What websites do u vist everyday?

I wanted to start a web site that would get alot of trafic but I'm not sure what to base it on other than something that would intrust me. I was wondering what websites u guys visit everyday other than mail, yahoo answers and my space.

2007-11-29 09:09:15 · 41 answers · asked by manta.panda 4 in Polls & Surveys

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about star trek?

does anybody out there think seven of nine is hot???

2007-11-29 09:09:08 · 4 answers · asked by moejoefree7 2 in Celebrities

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Dog owners! What would you do if...?

Doggies were suddenly endowed with thte ability to go into the kitchen and fix themselves a snack anytime they felt like it?

2007-11-29 09:08:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How did your day go?

Mine was very busy, I didn't even get lunch! Geez!

2007-11-29 09:08:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How much would it cost me to hire YOU for the day?

just to do a few little jobs here and there

2007-11-29 09:08:43 · 54 answers · asked by Jamieson 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you cope with money problems?

My dad and I are kind of low on money and its hard, especially since i have to pay the rest of my chorus dress depsoit tomorrow and I wont be able to. How do you cope with money problems?

2007-11-29 09:08:11 · 18 answers · asked by Singing-Telegram 2 in Polls & Surveys