. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.
Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth.... still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!
Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
2007-11-29 09:12:48 · 18 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol nice one uncle chucky :)
2007-11-29 10:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by chucky's niece 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny,cute..9
2007-11-30 01:39:16 · answer #2 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a bit like some 1 i know that Chucky`? 1 a the Santas`? ha ha arrr?
2007-11-30 15:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-11-29 17:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 17:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The shake and vac and put the freshness back
2007-11-30 12:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, very cute, especially for those of us with dirty minds who are not expecting a clean answer =)
2007-11-29 17:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by Horsetamer77 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahah thats really really funny im rotf wats lmao stand for?
2007-11-29 17:18:28 · answer #8 · answered by SavanaJo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol the doc had disturbing thoughts
2007-11-29 17:23:15 · answer #9 · answered by Gary 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! :D Gonna have to tell my friends that one.
2007-11-29 17:20:13 · answer #10 · answered by Thinker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋