Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
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Funniest/cleverest answers when BA..

HAVE FUN!

2007-11-27 07:14:30 · 12 answers · asked by Katie S 3 in Jokes & Riddles

how many people here hate hannah montana? like seriously this 11 yr old girl can't sing, can't act, and she she says crazy
stuff like " my pig just ran after a squirrel in the middle of june" like wtf....no one cares! I hate hannah montana and can't stand this craze thats going on!!! anyone agree? THANK YOU!!!!

2007-11-27 07:14:10 · 13 answers · asked by Kween*90'sKid 6 in Celebrities

I suck so bad at lying.
Because I always burst out laughing while I'm lying. =P

2007-11-27 07:14:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

fatty?

2007-11-27 07:14:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Smoke pot?
http://www.jokeawhenever.com/archive/media/index.cgi?a=kidsmoke

2007-11-27 07:13:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:13:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:13:09 · 12 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I LEFT FOREVER?=(

2007-11-27 07:12:41 · 23 answers · asked by @vril 5 in Polls & Surveys

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. 'Special ' ?

2007-11-27 07:11:16 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:11:00 · 44 answers · asked by EM 6 in Polls & Surveys

what are you asking for for xmas. lists...

2007-11-27 07:10:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:10:22 · 41 answers · asked by Ivory33 6 in Polls & Surveys

I want to do something sexy tonight....I thought about doing a ninja dance using fish sticks to Carrie Underwood's 'Jesus Take The Wheel'. If you think this isn't good, please tell me what is.

2007-11-27 07:10:17 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:09:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd say ranch cause nasty will lick it off.

2007-11-27 07:09:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you have a house phone?
How many trees are around you?
Have you donated to charity this year?
Contacts or glasses
Which door do you use the most at your house? Back or Front door?

2007-11-27 07:08:55 · 31 answers · asked by *Fairydust* 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:08:47 · 25 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does any one else have a collection of three thousand DVDs??

2007-11-27 07:08:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

when you type? lol

2007-11-27 07:06:17 · 36 answers · asked by Seeker™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

The company pretty much sucks, so I have to believe the products do too.

2007-11-27 07:05:48 · 32 answers · asked by orange c 4 in Polls & Surveys

...what are the chances of me being convicted?
Can I still keep the presents he was going to give me?
Should I stick a knife in his hand and tell the police he was coming at me?

The folks at "ask a lawyer.com" were no help.

2007-11-27 07:05:29 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I hate Almond Joy..and I'm not too fond of dark chocolate either..or liccorice..and I hate Twizzlers too..lol

2007-11-27 07:04:51 · 50 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

not now..... ;) had a few once.

2007-11-27 07:04:49 · 11 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:04:48 · 24 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:04:25 · 10 answers · asked by shellnpepe 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:04:08 · 61 answers · asked by Ozma 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 07:03:56 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I say the tooth fairy with a rotten tooth attack.

2007-11-27 07:03:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which would u pick for "dirty"
my bathroom or
pond scum

2007-11-27 07:03:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have fun :-)

2007-11-27 07:03:18 · 14 answers · asked by Mag 7 in Polls & Surveys