Entertainment & Music - 27 November 2007

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Rate this cartoon joke?

A guy is hard of hearing and goes to the Doctor's Office.
The Dr. asks him what are the symptons?

The guy goes.."Homer is fat, Marge has crazy blue hair, Lisa plays the sax and Bart is a total mess?

2007-11-27 19:12:57 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Comedy

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What's the Best Part of Being Sick?

2007-11-27 19:12:11 · 29 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you ?

Stay happy with a huge smile and keep laughing, even when times are bad?
:)) !

STAR ME BABE !

LOL !

2007-11-27 19:11:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Will E-Books Kill Off Paper Books?

2007-11-27 19:10:55 · 12 answers · asked by Isis 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what are you hiding from ...?

2007-11-27 19:07:17 · 41 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."

2007-11-27 19:05:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Whose heart...?

...do you wish you had the keys to?

2007-11-27 19:05:03 · 23 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

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A Fishing Story?

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, then they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word, so they ask him,
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" and she said, "Wear a Sweater it is cold out there"

2007-11-27 19:02:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you ever gotten best answer and found out later you were wrong?

2007-11-27 19:01:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Lab Test Mix-up?

Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.

The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a big mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.

"Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at the Hospital recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't share a bed with him."

2007-11-27 19:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Where would you run away to?

And who would you take?

2007-11-27 19:00:36 · 24 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What would you do if you caught your favorite celebrity in bed with your spouse/lover?

2007-11-27 18:59:13 · 19 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is Little Johnny A Teacher?

Little Johnny wakes up one morning & wants to go downstairs to get some breakfast. As he walks past his parents' bedroom door, he hears a slapping sound.

Curious, he opens the door only to see his mom bent over the bed and his dad pounding her furiously from behind. His dad looks over at Johnny and gives him a wink and a smile.

Confused, Johnny runs down the stairs.

When mom & dad finish their business, it occurs to dad that little Johnny saw something that might be potentially traumatic for the young fellow. Now concerned, he goes downstairs to discuss the issue with Johnny.

Upon seeing dad entering the kitchen, Johnny grabs grandma, pushes her over the counter and starts frantically dry-humping her.

Mortified, dad yells "Johnny, what the hell are you doing???"

Johnny looks over at dad angrily & says: "Not so darn funny when it's your mom, is it?"

2007-11-27 18:58:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What does the colour 'Pink' remind you of?

2007-11-27 18:57:46 · 46 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

2007-11-27 18:57:40 · 8 answers · asked by Po 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What would YOU do?

If you woke up next to me

2007-11-27 18:56:17 · 17 answers · asked by Liz 6 in Polls & Surveys

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If someone gives you a thumbs down do you take it personally?

2007-11-27 18:56:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who do you hope smiles at you today ?

2007-11-27 18:56:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does it bother you when it looks like you copied someone else's answer, when you really didn't?

For instance, when you're answering at the same time, and theirs gets posted first, or you just don't look at the other answers first.

2007-11-27 18:54:56 · 23 answers · asked by Jenn 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Dumbest Celeb of All Time?

Which celebrity has done the most outrageous things in their life?

My guess is Courtney Love. Britney Spears is going to end up just like her hahaha!

2007-11-27 18:54:44 · 18 answers · asked by crazylatinoguy 3 in Celebrities

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