Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.
The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a big mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.
"Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband."
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at the Hospital recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't share a bed with him."
2007-11-27 19:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats good
2007-11-27 20:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DNA testing to see what breeds are in another breed is a great money maker for some companies. There are over 400 breeds and last I checked DNA testing cannot even reliably do more than 90-100. DNA testing for parentage of purebred dogs - important - DNA testing so you can see if muffie is mixed with a chow or a collie - if you have the money and want to do it - go ahead but it is not accurate for lots of breeds - just a fun thing to do.
2016-04-06 01:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the correct option
10/10
2007-11-27 20:26:03 · answer #3 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-11-27 19:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl!
2007-11-27 19:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that is the finest option ~ LoL
2007-11-27 19:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...nice one..i do that test 2 my man...
2007-11-29 19:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!! It really made me laugh!!!
2007-11-28 12:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, this is hilarious. I've never heard this before...good one :-).. Thanks for the smile...
2007-11-27 19:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Micky G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a "Laugher " - thanks R/T. A star for you! CJ
2007-11-28 07:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋