Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."
2007-11-27 19:05:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
hey, the aussie cricket team isn't that bad
i mean...
well actually i don't care
im australian btw
2007-11-27 21:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by simplycomplex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Ron the unemployment should reach 10% this week or better and we need to brace ourselves for a big Obama blowout!!!!! Well, we are out of money now," Obama said. It's kind of shocking to hear a politician be so direct. Surely it must have been a slip up. But the man is right. America, along with Britain, is financing a hodge-podge of corporate welfare and classic handouts with deficit spending, otherwise known as borrowing the democratic way! If they can't borrow the money-which is getting more and more expensive as interest rates rise and investors fret about sovereign credit quality-they will print it. What happens when "quantitative easing" is expanded on a greater scale is anyone's guess. So get ready for the economic Tsunami!
2016-04-06 01:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheesh that bad is playing Aussie Cricket ~ hehe
2007-11-27 19:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea right embarrased
2007-11-27 19:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by omeng90 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! not so manly job eh..playing cricket?
2007-11-29 19:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha Poor kid! We all get embrassed at times because of our parents!
2007-11-28 04:20:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. may im gonna tell this joke to an australin friend i have. and here's your star!
good luck
2007-11-27 19:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by john 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,
funny and useful. i will use it with some punch line changing : )
2007-11-27 19:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by just4me87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious... a star for you
2007-11-27 19:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by Parth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!
2007-11-28 12:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋