Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2007

2007-11-24 11:54:20 · 34 answers · asked by Av A 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 11:54:15 · 11 answers · asked by Little Miss Cutie!™® 3 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-24 11:53:21 · 33 answers · asked by alipes_07 2 in Polls & Surveys

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95
year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while
we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many
years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and
if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive
today!"

2007-11-24 11:52:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"

"Yes, "he says, "I was in Vietnam for three
years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment, " and then asks, "Are you
disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes, 100%...a mortar round exploded
near me and blew my testicles off."

The interviewer tell the guy, "OK, I can hire you right
now. The hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00AM"

The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00AM to 4:00PM then why do you want me to come in at 10:00AM?"


"This is a government job, "the interviewer
says, "For the first two hours we stand around scratching
our balls...no point in you coming in for that."

2007-11-24 11:52:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

//_^

2007-11-24 11:51:28 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I play Brain Age a lot! It says I have a brain of a 28 year old today! Not bad, when I'm 38. Best score is a brain of a 20 year old. I'm going to work on it!

2007-11-24 11:51:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i soooooo need help

2007-11-24 11:50:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

saturday???????

2007-11-24 11:50:02 · 3 answers · asked by His girl forever!!! 2 in Other - Television

2007-11-24 11:49:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the yellow ranger was a chinese girl and the black ranger was a ***** guy and the most powerful ranger was the white ranger?

this isnt racist at all and anyway according to the story line the white ranger was native american.

2007-11-24 11:49:34 · 5 answers · asked by newbie ice hockey fan & TV serie 3 in Other - Television

I'm surfing the web for help on protecting my kids against predators etc. while online Especially myspace, AIM and facepaint and the other sites that can be bad. What do you think,
http://www.bzzagent.com//p/7665993285/laurenh33

2007-11-24 11:48:30 · 3 answers · asked by Jeffrey H 1 in Polls & Surveys

Casey Calvert

HOW DID HE DIE?

2007-11-24 11:48:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

apple cinnamon sauce - for $50

2007-11-24 11:47:50 · 22 answers · asked by David 6 in Polls & Surveys

Here is a joke that might not be the funniest but is at least enough to make someone chuckle I'd say. Well, hope you enjoy reading it.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn.

She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.

Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!

2007-11-24 11:47:35 · 15 answers · asked by layanne1 4 in Jokes & Riddles

One day a man who has always taken care of his body was naked looking in a mirror, noticed he was tan all over xcept his penis. So he goes to the beach covers his body in sand xcept his penis. When two old ladies come by. The first lady looks down and says there is no justice in this world anymore, her friend asks what do you mean? The old lady says well when I was twenty I was curious, when I was thirty I got it, when i was forty I was sick of it when I was fifty I begged for it, when I was sixty I dreamed of it, now that I'm seventy the damn' things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!

2007-11-24 11:46:30 · 8 answers · asked by 420 4' LIFE 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 11:46:28 · 17 answers · asked by Queen of Ice 3 in Polls & Surveys

Works for me!;)

2007-11-24 11:46:03 · 7 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

I always see websites that say if you take so many surveys they will pay you so much, but they all seem fake to me... Is there any that REALLY do pay you? Thanks!

2007-11-24 11:45:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 11:44:40 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have this craving for chocolate covered cherries with the liquor center since setting up the tree yesterday...

2007-11-24 11:44:31 · 10 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

where you dream about somebody from your past and the feelings you had toward that person came back in your dreams?

2007-11-24 11:44:25 · 23 answers · asked by Robot Devil 3 in Polls & Surveys

Cause I can sure as helll bring in some crazies...

2007-11-24 11:44:19 · 49 answers · asked by §hizz. 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ok there is this one movie that really scares me so much that every time i see it i cant finish watching it. and that really annoys me because i've never been able to see the beginning or end. It just freaks me out that much. I want to finish watching it but i dont even know what its called because the last two times i saw it on tv i saw the middle and i just had to change the channel. But i know its about this mad scientist who get parts of dead bodies to create this man ( kind of like frankenstein). To get revenge the man kills and burns the face of scientist's girlfriend. So the scientist brings her back to life but tries to fix her by replacing the burnt part of her skin with new skin from a dead girl. The scientist uses lightming from a thunderstorm to resurect her. When she comes back to lofe she tries to kill hersef by setting herself on fire and jumping off a cliff. and thats the last thing i ever got to see and remenber.
So does anyone know what movie i am talking about...

2007-11-24 11:42:59 · 13 answers · asked by Reden 2 in Movies

i need to laugh.....

2007-11-24 11:42:48 · 6 answers · asked by Marilyn® 2 in Polls & Surveys

I personally can't stand that HeadOn commerical. It's like whatever station I'm on it plays. I seriously have to change the channel until I know it's over.

2007-11-24 11:41:37 · 31 answers · asked by goodbye 4 in Polls & Surveys

Pls star if worthy. Thx.

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cries, “Man! How many bars do you work at?

2007-11-24 11:41:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 11:41:25 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who has a brain injury and dementia? i live with him and i am all alone,my mother is in a nursing home indefinatly and i really cannot take my dads jekyl and hyde disposition,the other night he blew up and ripped the phones reciever off of the base of the telephone,im afraid that some day hes going to do something he ll end up regretting. i have a brother whos never around when i need him.someone on yahoo told me to call the police,and if it ever came to that,i most certainly would,but then if i did do this i would have my brother up my tail. what would you do if you were in my position.

2007-11-24 11:39:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do tv shows usually start an hour earlier in the central time zone? I always hear them say on commercials, 8 7 central. Why is that? Do you guys in the middle of the country go to bed earlier than the rest of us or what?

2007-11-24 11:39:19 · 9 answers · asked by Scott B 4 in Other - Television