Entertainment & Music - 24 November 2007

I think I'm just going to have one of those 'lazy Sunday afternoon's'

2007-11-24 12:13:27 · 11 answers · asked by Sierra One 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 12:12:35 · 11 answers · asked by Zachary M 1 in Rap and Hip-Hop

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?'
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:

'Not this time baby!'

2007-11-24 12:11:34 · 12 answers · asked by kissmtbutt 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is Baby Beluga.

2007-11-24 12:09:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or are u supa chill?

im sooooooooo hyper all the time. people actually say its weird to see me sleep, cuz im usually so full of energy.

lurv s

2007-11-24 12:09:01 · 34 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Once I played with colored pencils. I drew a picture of a llama going to the museum of tranportation. He was eating a yellow birthday cake.
Are you crazy?

2007-11-24 12:06:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you come up with anything juicy?

2007-11-24 12:06:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. :)

2007-11-24 12:06:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 12:06:03 · 6 answers · asked by sydney b 1 in Country

2007-11-24 12:05:49 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tools and their real uses.
CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A very large pry bar
that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite
the handle.





TROUBLE LIGHT: The home mechanic's own tanning booth.
Sometimes called a drop light, it is a good source of vitamin D, "the sunshine
vitamin, " which is not otherwise found under cars at night. Health
benefits aside, its main purpose is to consume 40-watt light bulbs at about
the same rate that 105mm howitzer shells might be used during, say, the first
few hours of the Battle of the Bulge. More often dark than light, its name
is somewhat misleading.


PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum
seals under lids And for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing
oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip
out Phillips screw heads. Women excel at using this tool.

2007-11-24 12:04:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

<----- Clearly I'm all about the style with this hat I'm wearing ; )

2007-11-24 12:04:25 · 29 answers · asked by Jelyol 6 in Polls & Surveys

i am.i think that i will never find someone that loves me.
thanks
♥

2007-11-24 12:03:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just need to no when punkd seasons 3-8 eill br coming out because 1 and 2 came out in 2004 so i was wondering if they even will be released and if they aren't being released why not???

2007-11-24 12:03:58 · 1 answers · asked by Nelly 2 in Comedy

answers like too much do not count (I need specifics)

2007-11-24 12:03:46 · 11 answers · asked by onecowboyjake 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 12:01:20 · 76 answers · asked by peace.live.love.laugh 4 in Polls & Surveys

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful
robe.

The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now,
you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh, " he exclaims, "My
God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty
next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into
the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife
asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh,
OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".

He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get
it enlarged!"

2007-11-24 12:00:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various
latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures
baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop"
noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold, " explains the guide.
"The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."


Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms
are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss.
Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand
what the 'hiss, hiss, ' is, but what's that 'pop' every
so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle
nipple machine, " says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."


"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"


"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple
business!"

2007-11-24 11:59:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 11:59:28 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 11:59:19 · 9 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 11:59:03 · 6 answers · asked by Silvia S 4 in Celebrities

Most Deppressing?
Loudest?
Softest?
Coolest?
Hardest?

2007-11-24 11:58:34 · 16 answers · asked by Andrew F 1 in Polls & Surveys

that we would call the sky ,the sky,and the sea the sea, and so on why do we all just conform

2007-11-24 11:58:33 · 13 answers · asked by smiler 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Vienna by Billy Joel.

2007-11-24 11:57:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The priest of a local church was invited golfing with some
friends, but realised that it was during the same hours
that he does confession. Not wanting to miss the golf he
convinced the church janitor to sit in and do confession
for him. He wrote down evey sin he could think of and the resolution
for each one as well. The first person to enter told the janitor
he had stolen something from a convient store, so the janitor
looked up theif and found that he needed to have the man do
three hail maries and beg for forgiveness. The next was
a woman who said she had not been faithful to her husband.
Next to adultery he found six hail maries and beg for forgiveness.
He was beginning to feel confident when the third person
said " forgive me father I have given a blo*job and
I'm not married. The janitor looked through his list but
could not find blo*job anywhere. He was beginning to panic
when he saw the alter boy walking by and stopped him and asked

2007-11-24 11:57:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 11:57:03 · 40 answers · asked by yowuzup 5 in Polls & Surveys

Like built in to our sub-consciousness?

How do animals know what to do, where to go? despite their lack of first hand experience?

(btw i know this is a really stupid question, hahaha, just...indulge me)

2007-11-24 11:56:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 11:56:23 · 6 answers · asked by Little Miss Cutie!™® 3 in Polls & Surveys

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear
or are about to repeat a rumor.

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded
for his wisdom.

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance,
who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do
you know what I just heard about one of your students...?"
"Wait a moment, " Socrates replied. "Before
you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's
called the Test of Three." "Test of Three?"


"That's correct, " Socrates continued.
"Before you talk to me about my student let's
take a moment to test what you're going to say. The first
test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you
are about to tell me is s true?" "No, "
the man replied, "actually I just heard about it."


"All right, " said Socrates. "So you
don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's
try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are
about to tell me about my student something good?"

2007-11-24 11:56:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-24 11:55:47 · 8 answers · asked by LEMON the good life 7 in Polls & Surveys