A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various
latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures
baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop"
noise. "The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold, " explains the guide.
"The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms
are manufactured. The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss.
Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand
what the 'hiss, hiss, ' is, but what's that 'pop' every
so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle
nipple machine, " says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple
business!"
2007-11-24 11:59:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Always bringing great jokes :D
2007-11-25 01:10:47 · answer #1 · answered by Shivers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 13:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-11-24 12:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Trish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha Yeah good 1 I didnt see it coming
2016-04-05 07:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-24 22:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute
2007-11-24 13:20:36 · answer #6 · answered by xbrwneyedgirlx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny
2007-11-24 21:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-24 20:02:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, points are points.
2007-11-24 15:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by Jina S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one...
2007-11-24 12:25:33 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋