On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful
robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now,
you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh, " he exclaims, "My
God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty
next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into
the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife
asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh,
OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".
He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get
it enlarged!"
2007-11-24 12:00:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol!
2007-11-24 12:04:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ellena :) 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-24 21:14:50 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, from a womans point of view.
2007-11-25 00:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Kimberly-ann H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's not funny if you're the groom-lol. Yes, I think it's funny.
2007-11-24 20:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is an enlarged funny, one in cinemascope or what?
2007-11-24 22:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Janet B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the anticipation is always more excitimg than the reality in this life
2007-11-24 20:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-25 06:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,very funny
2007-11-25 05:25:58 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha a small little dinky then lol*
2007-11-25 00:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....................hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-11-24 20:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Kym♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋